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Beautiful Lindsay Lohan

by Stan Hammer

People like to give me all kinds of hell because I’ve said–on the record–that Lindsay Lohan is one of the most beautiful women alive. They tell me she’s a whore. Well, to begin… whether or not she’s a whore doesn’t interest me. Second, there’s a lot of hypocrisy going around with how we define whore. Double standards. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a woman having a sex drive. So, that criticism is dumb.

Basically, Lindsay has a beautiful face that you’re more likely to see on a European girl. But, she’s ours. I love her hair too. And, the angular face. And, the color of her eyes. And, I love the Mona Lisa sort of cryptic expression that you can see in the recent photo below.

People want to say that I’m a loser of a bartender, and, I just need to get laid. Well… maybe.

Lindsay Lohan Beautiful

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