Archive for September, 2008
Lindsay Lohan Dad Appears To Be Mental Case
…he appears to have a brain that just doesn’t work right. His name is Michael Lohan, and, he looks like a sicko. This is what he reportedly said about Samantha:
Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words. Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of [...]
Posted: September 25th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, HATE!, Lindsay Lohan.
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More Stink: Nick Bollea Hogan Early Release
You guys remember when Nick Bollea (that’d be Hulk Hogan’s son) nearly killed his friend in a street racing misadventure. Well, guess what…Hulkster Jr., it’s reported, is getting released early. He didn’t even serve eight months. I guess it helps having a famous MEATHEAD for a dad. There’s a little American justice for you.
You know [...]
Posted: September 25th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Celebrity Quick Takes, HATE!.
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More Celebrity Stink
Do you find it totally retarded when these celebs release perfume? The one that really made me laugh a few years back was Michael Jordan putting out some sort of cologne (rumored to smell like locker room stench)…well, now Katie Jordan Price has released her stink Besotted. Just what the world needs.
World, make me happy [...]
Posted: September 25th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Celebrity Concept, HATE!, Money.
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Clay Aiken Gay Aiken: The World Is Shocked!
So, the talentless, overly-skinny, American Idol twatsie is queer. The first thing that I have to wonder about this Clay Aiken revelation is why the fuck does anybody give a flying fuck? And, the second thing I have to wonder is why anyone cares?
Mr. Aiken comes out of the closet in People Magazine. I’ve gotta [...]
Posted: September 24th, 2008 under Closer Look, HATE!, Ha Ha Ha, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Jenna Jameson’s Twins
Oh, I’m trying to resist a cheap joke; but, that ain’t easy when talking about a cheap porn star. See, it’s reported that Jenna’s having twins with garbage truck face Tito Ortiz. Tito was a mixed-martial arts bad boy; but, I seem to recall him getting his buttocks slapped good and proper by The Iceman. [...]
Posted: September 24th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Ha Ha Ha, Plastic Parts, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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We’re Back: You Know They Don’t Like Our Truth
Well, some of the boring twats that make up our universe (that would be virtually everyone) tried to force us out of existence. They didn’t like some of the celebrity articles we published. See, we just had to break it down about figures like Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, and, of course, Publicist Cindi [...]
Posted: September 24th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Celebrity Concept, Celebrity Quick Takes, Celebrity Snaps, Tv Bland.
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