Ah, ya’ll… I see drunk ass white girl Katie lost the lordy Jesus Christ and is back on the vodka bottle. Dumb bitch…just kidding. I love ya Katie. And, I know girl gonna read this…but, damn you fucked-up white girl! Big Time!

Skinny-ass white girl on her way to being a phD doctor and shit and she had Jesus and dopey beeotch gotta start hitting the Absolut and getting funky with Satan and shit and dropping out of school. What the fuck wrong with white girl?

Anyway, drunk ass say let’s get the website going again I’m bored and drunk and I like to type when I’m drunk about how much I hate celebritities. I say, “Yea, true…but you used to get all intellectual and shit about like anorexia and fame and Hollywood and Michael Richards yelling nigger and like Mel Gibson and Jessica Simpson pussy and OJ Simpson the dumb black motha had to go run off with a white girl. That just the sort of cracker ass black boy we don’t need representing!

Let me get a Hell yea for my homeboy Barak Obama while I’m at it ya’ll. Oh, yea, that beautiful baby gonna be runnin’ whitey land! To think of all the whiteys that voted for him! DAMN! Well, I guess when whitey going broke ya know.

Ah, shit, well the one thing I still got in common with Katie, though, is my angry towards all this celebrity bullshit.

Here’s some celebrity bullfuck that this black girl think stupid:

1. Why Tom Cruise dragging that little baby girl all over the place. Damn, poor Suri. She shouldn’t be in front of no cameras and shit. And, little boy Tommy the short little boy gotta try increase cock length or something by showing world he a big man who can have a daughter and shit. Shit, white boy… you a half-assed, piece of shit no talent top gun crappy actor minority report mothafucka! and shit! You ain’t got talent you little risky business ass LOSER! Damn, put that baby o’ yours away and do something besides that weird-ass voodoo religion scientology weird ass shit celebrity mothafuck weird ass!

2. Anna Wintour fucking celebrity Vogue magazine bullshit looking like some aristocratic mothafuckin’ wannabe and shit… fur coat and shit… phoney bolognie shit!

3. Keri Russell Felicity and shit gonna take all them pictures with all the makeup under her eyes looking like a strung out junkie and shit. Damn girl. You got money! You got yo’ celebrity dollars. Use that shit to go to the hairdress and eat some mothafuckin’ spaghettio skinny white girl!

4. Clay Aiken, fuckin’ gay mothafucka brought his white ass out the closet but he gotta try and have all sort of attitude and shit… what the fuck up with that shit. Mothafucka you gay…that cool… no one care…just go off and do your gay shit and quit acting like some primma donna and shit!

5. Shakira… bitch think she only the bitch on the planet who got an ass. Way bitch be shakin’ that big ole thing enough to scare this black girl!

This is shit I find stupid.
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