Why Tom Cruise got to be so dumb white boy? He ought to hang out with Katie and shit! White boy got to lose his Blackberry. I don’t know why folk be calling it CRACKBERRY! ANyway, how stupid you gotta be to be celebrity and lose that phone machine and shit. Stupid bastard probably worried about keep controlling white girl Katie…damn, it just occur to me that it seem all white girl named Katie be stupid!

Damn, that funny. And, why she be acting like his robot and shit? does he got her under spell of Scientology mind control and shit? I ain’t jokin’ niggas I’m really wonderin’. It’s like that episode of the Jetsons where Rosie Robot going bezerk cuz Mr. Jetson be reciting from the Bible or something about faith and heaven. Damn, that cartoon weird. I used to like drop some black girl acid and trip and watch it and eat poptart … damn blueberry poptarts and shit! Sometimes I be hallucinating Rosie while diddling myself and shit!

That like Tom Cruise. Like he got his robot. And, white boy lost his Crackberry and shit! Stupid ass! I hope some hacker cracker be prankin’ all those celeb shits!

Why Janet Jackson want time off start a family. SHE TOO OLD!

Why Lisa Ling be rubbing up against Anderson Cooper and shit! Damn China girl! I know the Asian bitch go for the white boys…but damn control yourself girl. You ain’t got no talent no way. Ain’t done shit worth a fuck since Ally McBeal and shit. And talk about another dumb white girl. Fucking Allie always all worked up because she burned the toast or had a fart stuck in her panty. But, I give it up to Allie for having the Jungle Fever! Oh yea, go black and don’t go back skinny white girl! Yee haw!

Why Jennifer Anniston gotta go necktie naked for some magazine cover. Who really want to see old white girl in nothing but a neck tie? Anybody? damn, I hated show Friends. What a bunch of annoying cunts babbling a bunch of stupid whitey bullshit and shit! Keep you clothes on you old thing. Don’t be scarin’ nobody. Nobody be fapping to you old flappy flabby crusty self. You vain girl. Nobody want see you old ass NAKED! YUCK>>> get out Mr . Yuck stickas an shit! And that bitch once with Brad Pitt. Damn, I guess white boy pretty stupid after all.

Scarlett Johanson ain’t as pretty as they say. White girl look anemic anorexic like she got some scary disease. I mean…I wish her no harm. She a nice girl I sure. But why media always got to worship white ass no matter who it attached to? What about my black ass? If media ain’t notice we got Barak Obama president now! Don’t hate bitches. Black power! Yea, I said it. Fuck you Katie!

Why Rhiana got to dress so weird? Black girl got money and she look some weird transgender sailor!

Oh, fuck it ya’ll…..

laTosha

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