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Brad Pitt why you gotta try to be so mysterious boy?

I don’t know what it is with some of the white boys. Pitt must be taking lessons from Katie and shit. Now, as far as white boys go…this be one fine blanco baby! I’d let him do me! There, I said it you nosey mothafuckas! Ha ha …. but, why white boy gotta try to be so mysterious.
I like him when he kicking Ed Norton ass. I dig movie Fight Club; but in a way he really kicking his own ass in that movie cuz he be the same as Norton. Weird movie and shit but I like it! That gross though about making soap out of human being fat though. I like how he always fuckin’ hell out of that AA slut; but it really himself fucking her pussy! Damn, that mental illness weird!
But, about white boy. In article today, it say this about him:

He rubs his knee so intensely it brings to mind Lennie from Of Mice and Men petting a rabbit. All of this might have to do with the fact that, despite his repeatedly proven talents as an actor, Pitt remains, for a large number of people, a creature primarily of tabloid fascination. Did he cheat on his ex-wife with his current partner? Will they have another biological child? What war-ravaged destination might they visit next? Does the mustache make him look hot or porn-y?

Why he gotta be rubbin’ his knee and shit when bitch interviewing him? I don’t be rubbing myself when somebody be askin’ me a question. I just answer fucking question! Why he got to cheat on his ex hoe. That don’t make me fascinated by mystery. I don’t understand white boy!

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