Dakota Culkin Dead Car
Ya’ll remember Macaulay Culkin? He the white boy screaming with hands on side of his face in that dumb movie where he be beating up grown-up white men. Well, I don’t know what happened to white boy after that. He was some sort of child star…child stars rarely turn out well. It kind of like mulattoes. For every Barak Obama, you got a hundred thousand sad folks who just can’t seem to get it together. Now, before ya’ll start commenting that I anti-mulattoe and shit… I ain’t… it just an anology… damn ya’ll need to get some edumacation and shit!
See, Macauley ended-up abusing pills + shit. That don’t surprise me. That the life of mulattoes and child stars. Well, his sister Dakota Culkin just die she got hit by a car. That a fucked-up way to go. She only 29. That fucked-up. You know life fucked-up because you got a little faith that you gonna live and you don’t know when it your time to go so you try to be a little health and not smoke and shit because you not want to be like 70 with cancer and shit. But, if you knew out of the gate you’d be dying at age of 29 then what the fuck it matter? You be drinking, smoking, fucking and all crazy shit because what any of it matter?
That shit sad playas! That shit sad! I thought white boy was sort of a cute little whitey in that Home ALone shit. He seemed like a nice kid who just couldn’t help but go a little bit wrong… But, you know what really fucked? White girl Dakota die because she got hit by car when stepping off curb. How the fuck that happen? That a fucked-up way to die. Why she got to die like that?
Some people gonna ask God why somebody good die young and it ain’t fair. Life ain’t fair niggas. God ain’t gonna give you no answer. To live and die in LA playas. LA a fucked-up hell hole. I hate it here.
Rest in peace niggas. There a heaven for a G.
Posted: December 11th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Celebrity Quick Takes, Dead Dead, Sorto Bizarro.
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