One thing I learn the hard way is that a girl got to be careful when judging appearance of other girl. See, if you too harsh, you really falling into same trap of the whole world that want to say only thing that matters about girl is how she look. And, that fucked-up!

But, see, when a girl want to put herself out there and shove her ass in the air and be in Playboy Magazine…she open herself up to some static … you dig? See, especially when she a whitegirl in America… who am I nigga ramblin’ about? Carmen Electra of course… now, some have said ain’t nothing real about this whitegirl… her name be Tara Leigh Patrick. Is that about the most Irish name in history of the world or what? now, I ain’t saying nothin’ wrong with Irish. I don’t need no more hate mail. But, what I am saying…

…is that this Irish white girl with the phoney name be like 36 years old or something…and, when you look at her, she really ain’t that pretty:

But, see, here the thing that always be upsetting my black ass. When you white in America…it don’t matter. They be always pulling out the pedestal for you…and when you black you be straightening your hair and trying to stay out of the sun. Or extreme case like Michael Jackson you become absolute sicko! Now, I do give Carmen Tara mad props because girl ain’t no racist. She be talking the talk and walking the walk. Remember she was with Dennis Rodman for some time! And, she also had a thing with none other than Prince for a while. So, she do like the darker brother! AHHHHH shit, you go white girl taking all our fine brothers. See, you can’t win with me. That’s the sort of fck-up black girl I am.. But, let’s get back to point

She old now. And, she still be doing Playboy and people going to be buying it. Well, you tell me…check out this Carmen Playboy picture from the upcoming January 2009 issue.

Carmen Electra Playboy Cover

All right, she look okay…but, what the fuss about? She look better in this pic.

Carmen Electra Nice Body

Sure, she look pretty good in that picture. I ain’t going to lie. But, she gettin’ old and world still crazy about her. Show me a black girl that old that world crazy about. You see what I saying?

And, let’s not forget just earlier I was writing about all the crazy celebrity vagina shit and also, while I at it… what up with Hugh Hefner… that the white man to end all white man.

LaTosha

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