Drunk Girl Tara Reid To Rehab
by Stan Hammer
It’s all so boring and typical. Tara Reid is checking herself into Promises Malibu rehab. Yawn. Another flabby American girl with way too much time and money and fame goes to rehab. Another fat American girl. Double yawn. Here’s a picture before she went totally down hill. You ever notice that American women don’t age very well? Why is that? I see European women that look spectacular as they get old. I think Tara just eats too much.
What exactly do you do in rehab for those 30 days? That’s a lot of time. I think there’s a lot of storytelling. But, can you like bring a Wii in? What about porn? Is porn allowed? I mean just because you’re a drunk junkie doesn’t mean you don’t need your porn.
Nap time.
Posted: December 13th, 2008 under American Idol.
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