by LaTosha

It be rumored that Eddie Murphy be going to play The Riddler in 2010 Batman movie. SHIT! 2010? WHo give a fuck that too far away for me to really give a shoot. Murphy be okay but black boy getting sorta crusty + old. He had some good moment. Like when he super dick (that mean detective ya’ll) in Beverly Hills Cop and he be doing the whole banana in the tailpipe and karate + shit I thought he sorta cute. And, when he be doing that HBO Delirious + shit and be yellin’ “ICE CREAM!” that shit funny…but niggas can’t give up the ghost. Those comedy skit be a long time ago…many year back + shit + he ain’t been funny for a long time. Why he going to be Riddler. Wasn’t that white unfunny boy Jim Carey? Jim Carey one of those white boy that everybody say funny but in truth he about as funny as when my dog shit on the carpet last night. He be doing Living COlor many year back where he some sort of Fireman make funny faces, and that funniest he ever was. Then he some sort of white boy superman in some All Mighty shit where it show that white man is God. Why not have a black boy who has all that power. I mean, if ain’t nobody payin’ attention, we do got President Elect Barack Obama. Oh, the world changing girl! World changin’! Eddie Murphy still old man though.

Funny thing is though that Jim Carey had one superstar performance and that was Eternal SUnshine of Spotless Mind… brilliant! …but notice that not even a comedy! Now, that funny! White boy the world say hilarious have one good performance in a movie that not intended to be funny! Now, that make me laugh!

Speaking of has been…I see everybody gettin’ all fucked-up about Jennifer Lopez and Marc ANthony. I don’t understand the big deal about either of them. I don’t give a damn what world say…neither of them be sex symbol. He look like he got a permanent upset look on his face like his diaper need to be changed. She try to pull some ghetto-wannabe bullshit “Jenny on the block.” what kind of bullshit be that? She can’t sing either. And, damn, girl gettin’ round. Every swingin’ dick in Hollywood town got in them skanky drawers. What was nice white boy Ben Afleck doin’ there tho! That part fuck me up! They say J LO marriage on verge of melt down. Shit, who surprised? None of these Hollywood shits last. And, why anybody care?

You know what celebrity really summarize what America all about? That right: Paris Hilton. White girl has no claim to fame. She not even a shitty actor with a body of shitty work. All she is is a skinny, white, blond girl who rich! And, that really break down how America work. Skinny, white, blond, rich = FAMOuS! That shit could almost be funny but it too sad. And, what really fuck me up is she not even exceptional looking. She doesn’t even look great. She just cross her leg flash skank-a-pussy act stupid dummie with Nicole and fuck everybody and America media want to study her asshole. I don’t get it…but, I do! And, it sad. FOr kicks, you can go see a lot of stupid bullshit she has to say. Here an example:

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

If you want to get angry, go here and read. I don’t really know why the fuck I just link to Esquire. They don’t be sending no traffic to me. FTW>your life.

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