by LaTosha

I just got a call from geeky Skippy. He say that Katie drunk on his floor puking again. Damn girl. That vodka be your Satan. But, anyway, he be such a geek he be telling me about this thing call Analytical Googling where he be seeing how people find this website. He call me periodically + tell me the same shit. Damn that white boy need a life. He obsessed with celebrities in a different way than Katie. Katie try being philosophical white girl who want to talk cultural connection + shit… I talking to her drunk ass a couple day ago. You know what she going on and on about?

She talking about how celebrity responsible for anorexia + shit. Now, I know where she coming from…but, I think she makin’ a big leap because I think fashion model also do that shit…but, I also think the standards come from us a little bit too. Thing that bother me about Katie is she want to assign causality completely to celebrity. I say…wait: what about free will + shit niggas??!! What about a person who in the midst of the minefield but navigate through and find a little bit of happy in life?

Katie always want to act like everybody powerless over they destiny. That the person just acted upon. But, people also actor too. I don’t think Katie appreciate that I got intellectual side too. She act like I a dumb black girl. She never will say that because she a big liberal type…but, ghetto teach you how to read people. OH, yes it does!

For Skippy, his obsession with celebrity is basically cause he a weird guy and horny. But, he can’t be totally weird because most of America obsess with celebrities. Why? Cuz they lives are boring puke. That why. But, Skippy a man and horny and be talking about Elizabeth Hurley and Anita Dark. I say who the fuck Anita Dark? He say she his favorite actress. I Google that shit and say that bitch is pretty but she a porno ho. But, yea she got pretty eye and nice face. But, Skippy just a horny loser.

I know he going to read this. I don’t care. He just think I a dumb black bitch. Anyway, Skippy laughin’ saying that the majority of people find this site by searching for celebrity vagina, celeb vagina, and celeb pussy. And, it true! And, I think to myself, “Damn, people, it just a little hole that baby come out of.” Sure, I know fellas it feel good when you stick your dick in there…but, damn, what sort of weird fucking people getting all obsess with celebrity pussy. The bitches that started this crazy shit be Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears…and, the queen of it be that Sharon Stone Basic Instinct leg cross where she flash her white girl pussy for a millisecond, and everybody go shit fuck crazy.

Oh, what a fucking fuck up crazy planet.

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