by LaTosha

Ah shit, I all a-twitter and pissed-off this morning. I been doing some self-analysis past few days cuz somebody other day said I was a mad person. And, then I some shit on Dr. Phil about same topic. Don’t get me wrong: Dr. Phil a dopey fat man but sometime he make a point playas. But, am I mad? Like, when I see this shit it do make me kinda mad … it be an article where writer wetting her panty with delight cuz she got a picture of Jennifer Garner kissin’ her baby.

Okay, first thing first …why Jennifer Garner even famous? First off…bitch old. NUmber 2: bitch ugly. Yea, she white so a lot of Jennifer Garner ugliness forgiven. And, listen…when I say “bitch” it ain’t in a mean way. Okay? It like when I call my best friend (of my white friend) Katie bitch…it playin’…so, pull them bunched-up panty out because this is the way people talk…yea, the people that don’t be shoving their face with WOnder Bread + Perrier Water…okay?

But, seriously, Jennifer Garner ain’t even a Plain Jane. She a Ugly Jane. Oh, hell that ain’t nice. I know. But when you put your ass out there and you goin’ to be posin’ in stocking and shit and putting yourself volunteer on fashion magazine cover you make yourself fair game! So don’t be gettin’ all sanctimonious + shit with me! So, why she famous? She in some stupid ass Alias bullshit. She in most stupid ass Dude Where My Car with over-rated (and weird!) white boy Ashton Kootchie. Damn, don’t get me started on him. It make me mad as hell!

So, why she famous? Okay, that first point. Now, you click that link above you taken to most amazingly nauseating article (and comments) about how fucking sweet it is that Garner a mother. From the article, you’d think white girl either Virgin mary or only woman ever shit out a baby! Author has this to say,

These pictures of Jennifer Garner picking up her daughter Violet from school yesterday and kissing her on the cheek are HURTING me! Could these two be any cuter? I can’t wait too see their new little baby and find out what they name him. You know it’s just a matter of days before we report Jennifer going into labor… Maybe he’ll end up being a Christmas baby.

I read that and it make me mad! Them picture hurting you? Oh, baby, don’t get me started on topic of hurting! She can’t wait to see they new little baby. Well, they can wait to see anything about you! THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU! JENNIFER GARNER DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU! WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THEM? Lot of stupid people in this world, and this be a good example. Why somebody goin’ to get obsess with celebrity life? That just stupid as fuck!

You wanna see something even stupider? Check out this comment:

They look so bonded, and Violet seems to be a very healthy little girl. cute

Now, that comment hurting me! I hope they look bonded you stupid ass motherfucker! They mother and motherfucking daughter for fucking out loud! That her child! I hope to God they’re bonded!

And somebody else say,

Yes, you can start to see the Ben in her.

Get a motherfuckin’ life! Oh, the poor girl. If she gonna resemble that white boy’s narrow head and distort facial features….oh, the poor thing!

There was one commenter who make a little sense:

both mother and daughter are unattractive. How many staged shots can they have? and she does look like Pepe Longstocking.

In closing, fuck ya’ll.

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