Celebrity Sex Tapes what wrong with you fucking people? (black girl ramble 21)
I was all set to write my wisdom for ya niggas + shit…and then stupid ass Katie call me up + she say, “LaTosha, a lot of people want celebrity sex tape so you write about that shit so we get traffic.” I say, “what the fuck you mean traffic girl? Who drivin’?” She say, “visitor to website celebrity satan” + shit…bitch, what the fuck I care about that shit? Skippy told me that for the past year we been averaging 8,000 daily people lookin’ over here…that enough for me. Why, what am I trying to do become some sort of ghetto CHarles Kuralt or Walter Kronky or some shit? I ain’t no negress Mike Walters…
I just a black girl tryin’ to make it + shit. I ain’t tryin’ to be no goddamn A list celebrity crotch sniffer + shit. She make it out like I’m trying to be some sort of goddamn internet Ernest Hemmingway + shit. Well, I don’t care to shoot my head off or have a million cats with eighty toes…thank you very much white girl! stupid bitch…
I can’t figure out why so many folk want celebrity sex tape + shit: just people fuckin’. Just like you fuck. You shove your nonfamous cock into that nonfamous pussy + it ain’t no different than famous dick + famous pussy. Shit, Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan pussy just pussy. It still a pussy you stupid motherfuckers.
Why people so stupid? Why they want to inspect the genital crotches of movie star. Shit, I still can’t figure out why da fuck Paris Hilton even famous? Can some nigga tell this black girl why that skinny blanco skanko is famous? What she do? What movie she in? She ain’t got no talent. At least Lindsay an actress.
Ah, fuck ya’ll + fucked up new year to ya.
here be some video about celebrity sex tape. Ya happy now katie? (stupid white bitch)
Check this shit out!
Posted: January 3rd, 2009 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY.
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