Archive for 'American Idol'
Jessica Sierra’s Sad Story
by Katie Witherspoon
I noticed a long time back that there’s definitely something immensely dangerous about even the tiniest drop of fame. And, for the American Idol finalists who don’t win; but, who do get that little brief (and soon forgotten) exposure, this little splash of ephemeral fame is just enough to damage their lives.
Point in […]
Posted: February 13th, 2008 under American Idol, Celebrity Concept, Celebrity Quick Takes, Jessica, Pussy Problems.
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Katharine McPuke Weds Who Cares
Katharine McPhee, the American Idol, cleavage-flopping puke weds. And, does anyone care? And, if they do… why?
She’s a lousy singer who got runner-up status by showing her tits off and letting her pussy nearly pop-out of the yellow dress. And, while I’m not against that, she shouldn’t have beat-out other (and better) competitors because of […]
Posted: February 4th, 2008 under American Idol, Tv Bland.
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Constantine Maloser Ass
You guys remember the American Idol douche Constantine Mouralis?
No?
Well, me either. You know, there’s a cutting irony to the Idol show. If you don’t finish first (or possibly second) you are destined to be a real tiny minor nobody of a celebrity ass. And, it’s funny… because people who don’t finish first like how Constant […]
Posted: December 31st, 2007 under American Idol, Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro.
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Shilpa Shetty And That Scum Richard Gere
What da fuck da problem with this confused white boy Richard Gere? I mean … seriously… white boy ain’t sure if he the Dalia Lama of a Buddhist, a Holy Man, a horny cock, or an old man that needs to hop it over to the graveyard.
And, damn… why he always got an expression like […]
Posted: September 28th, 2007 under American Idol, Celebrity Quick Takes.
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Simon Really Enjoyed Kissing Lakisha
Yes, it’s true. I could tell by the way Simon said, “Me too.” America, please stop calling Cowell a racist. Yes, he is an obnoxious, loud-mouth, and, I’d love to shove a lemon in his mouth, but, he is not a racist!
Didn’t you see him hugging the African kids? Damn ya’ll!
Skippy
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Posted: May 2nd, 2007 under American Idol.
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Simon Cowell Puppet Seacrest Weird Nonsense
And, oh yeah, what da fuck was dat Simon Cowell Seacrest weird nonsense with mention of a puppet and Cowell umbrage about his girlfriend and rudeness and is it all smoke and mirrors and stunts or are these folks just ridiculously rich and semi-cracked???
Skippy
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Posted: May 2nd, 2007 under American Idol.
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Blake Lewis And Chris Richardson
Well, in an Idol first we see an extremely close relationship blossom between hip hobop blanco Blake Lewis and nasally Conway Twitty wanna wanna wanna be Chris Richardson.
Did I hear correctly tonight? Did Chris Richardson say he and Blake were best friends forever.
Hey, I”m all for friendship! It’s a beautiful thing. But something about […]
Posted: May 2nd, 2007 under American Idol.
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Definitely Endorsing Blake!
here’s the video BJ style giving love a bad bad name baby!
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Posted: May 2nd, 2007 under American Idol.
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