Archive for 'Born To Porn'
Keeley Hazell Lynx O Yea
You probably already know that I have a special fondness for the voluptuous Keeley Hazell. It’s not like, rationally speaking, she’s the most beautiful damsel out there… but, damn… her body just knows how to jump-start the heart. I mean… can you seriously name a woman with a more banging body? I mean… is that […]
Posted: February 8th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Miley Cyrus Hanna Montana Pics Leaked But Not Here
Well, some of the writers have fun on here with some pretty scathing stuff… and, I understand there’s a fun spirit behind it. And, the guys who write for this site don’t seem to get bored with the nip slips and bikinis and ass shots and so on… and, even though I’m a woman… I […]
Posted: January 28th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Born To Porn, Celebrity Concept, Pussy Problems.
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Jenna Jameson Retires
Well, I know Katie has had a lot of fun analyzing the way the porn industry has crossed over into mainstream celebrity culture, and, the way Jenna Jameson lead that charge. Well, she of course later morphed into Jenna Jameson Monster, and, I’d say her retirement didn’t come a minute too soon.
In fact, I’d say […]
Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes.
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Martina Hingis Cocaine
Last June, sweet Martina tested positive for the happy snowflakes and thus is banned from tennis for two years. Hingis denied that she was coking her face… but, it doesn’t matter…….. this is just a really stupid thing….. we’re not talking about steroids or something that would enhance performance… actually… on the contrary……. nobody should […]
Posted: January 5th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes, Tv Bland.
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Kelly Brook Questionable Tits Picture
Well, earlier I was talking about how Kelly Brook just ain’t got it like she used to. Look at the pic after the jump. You can see what I mean. And before you tell me how f’ing superficial I am… remember… you are too.
Posted: January 4th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Kelly Brook New Bikini Picture
Kelly Brook is a beautiful woman. She used to get me so horny-HOR-NAY!
Check out this new Kelly bikini pic that’s surfaced.
Looks like the gal got a little heavy though. Kelly’s always been delightfully, sexy thick in a good way… but, it look like the girl put on a few more.
And, she’s hanging out with some […]
Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Born To Porn, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Teri Seymour Yum Yum
Over at the Superficial, I see that they’re saying that Teri Seymour could use a good meal. Now, even though I like that blog, I just have to politely disagree. Folks, look at this bikini ass. Teri Seymour is a good meal. Now, I can almost hear Teri saying, “Nicollette take that.”
Stan
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Posted: December 29th, 2007 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Hookers For Jesus…
…say fuckin’ what Nigga?
Katie through her drunken slurring ask I research this has-been white boy Bret Michaels who was a Poison boy and this immoral Rock of Love or some shit where he fuck bunch a girl and then marry one with the tightest pussy or something I guess…
oh, shit, it’s an evil world, but, […]
Posted: October 7th, 2007 under Born To Porn.
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