Archive for 'Britney'
Britney Spears Really Looks Like A Crack Whore!
by Stan Hammer
You folks may remember our award-winning, hard-hitting piece, Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore. Well, we are pleased to say that Brit has progressed in her crack whoriness… and, in these recent shots… bitch really look like a crack whore!
You don’t believe me? You think she’s just a nice young mommy?
I give […]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems.
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Brit Pap Scared Of Gangster Bullets
by Stan Hammer
In an intriguing story, it’s being reported that the paparazzi scum (who are partially responsible for part of Britney’s weird pathology) are now scared of being made dead-dead by the ultra-scary Los Angeles gangster bad boy Crips and Blood. YEAH G! Can I get a hell to the yea mothafuckas!
Sorry. But, certain photo […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes, Dead Dead.
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Drugging Britney
Okay, this isn’t really funny… and, I’m not trying to be obnoxious; but, I just can’t help but find it a little funny. But, I know it’s really not funny damn it. It’s being reported that the restraining order against Sam Lufti is to stop him from further drugging Britney. It’s reported that in her […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Britney, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Britney and Da Money She Sure As Fuck-All Don’t Deserve
Now, while some are saying that we ought to be praying for Britney, I say she’s either a flipping screwball or the Queen of The Publicity Stunts… and, either way… she voluntarily thrust her skankiness into the public puke, so, let’s get the sledgehammer out.
Posted: February 3rd, 2008 under Britney, Money.
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The Sad Spears Family
It was pretty evident when Britney first started flashing her pussy at the end of 2006 that the young lady was troubled by something. And, in that article–linked to above–it talks about, as you may recall, how Britney’s pussy eclipsed Michael Richards’ nigger. Yes, folks, a pussy will trump a celebrity hate speech any day […]
Posted: February 2nd, 2008 under Britney, Jamie Lynn Spears, Pussy Problems.
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Sympathy For The Britney
Some of the writers on this site (and, yes, we’re all friends) tend to be a little harsh and enjoy metaphorically beating the hell out of our generally vapid and self-absorbed celebrities. While I agree that these famous folks tend to be a deleterious influence (particularly on the healthy female body image), I think it’s […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Britney, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Spears Scary To Clooney
It’s reported that Brit lives real close to George Clooney and the recent police and helicopter antics have scared the pretty boy into wanting to move. We’ve learned that Clooney is actually just scared Unfitney is going to get preggers again with the pap love child and run around in his neighborhood pregnant as hell […]
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 under Britney, Sorto Bizarro.
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Dr. Phil Practicing Without A License
Oh, there is a God, there is a God, there is a God! Everyone’s favorite of a blowhard of a horse’s ass… yes, that would be Dr. Phil… finds himself in a big jam that brings us such delight! You see.. remember how retard was being a star fucker of a jackass by sticking his […]
Posted: January 18th, 2008 under Britney, Dr Phil Horses Ass.
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