Archive for 'Celebrity Quick Takes'
Lindsay Lohan and Sunshine Foundation
by Katie Witherspoon
There seems to be an aspect of human nature in which we like to point out the bad in people while ignoring the good. I’ve seen this time and again, and, it is discouraging. In AA, I actually identified this reality as one of the reasons why I drink.
Consider Lindsay Lohan. The […]
Posted: February 19th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Lindsay Lohan.
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Jessica Sierra’s Sad Story
by Katie Witherspoon
I noticed a long time back that there’s definitely something immensely dangerous about even the tiniest drop of fame. And, for the American Idol finalists who don’t win; but, who do get that little brief (and soon forgotten) exposure, this little splash of ephemeral fame is just enough to damage their lives.
Point in […]
Posted: February 13th, 2008 under American Idol, Celebrity Concept, Celebrity Quick Takes, Jessica, Pussy Problems.
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Britney Spears Really Looks Like A Crack Whore!
by Stan Hammer
You folks may remember our award-winning, hard-hitting piece, Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore. Well, we are pleased to say that Brit has progressed in her crack whoriness… and, in these recent shots… bitch really look like a crack whore!
You don’t believe me? You think she’s just a nice young mommy?
I give […]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems.
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Brit Pap Scared Of Gangster Bullets
by Stan Hammer
In an intriguing story, it’s being reported that the paparazzi scum (who are partially responsible for part of Britney’s weird pathology) are now scared of being made dead-dead by the ultra-scary Los Angeles gangster bad boy Crips and Blood. YEAH G! Can I get a hell to the yea mothafuckas!
Sorry. But, certain photo […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes, Dead Dead.
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Bobby Cutts Crying On TV
by LaTosha
All I want to know is what the fuck going on with black boy? I come back in from grocery shopping, and, it seems I left the tv on… and, CNN on, and, this black boy Bobby Cutts is belly-aching, and, he crying in a weird way in court room as he’s telling a […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Tyra Banks Rips Her Jeans Off
by Stan Hammer
I like Tyra Banks. She’s like a drunk cheerleader at retard camp. I love her enthusiasm for ridiculous activities. She ain’t faking that enthusiasm. She’s just got a seriously fucked-up sense of humor… and, I like that! Now, let’s just hope she don’t shit herself any time soon.
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Amy Winehouse Is A Very Bad Troublemaker
Well, you know Amy Winehouse has got to be a pretty bad girl. Her recent visa denial, if you ask me, only adds to her street cred. Troubled soul my ass. That’s just euphemistic language for fuck-up extraordinaire. It hurts, though, because she can’t attend Sunday night’s Grammys, and, the darling-young-lady does actually have six […]
Posted: February 9th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo.
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Did Tyra Banks Make Poopie In Her Pants?
LOL …… Blogger Fabian says so! at Fashion Week. Whether true or not.. there’s something so absolutely, thoroughly humiliating about an adult making brownies in her pants.
Posted: February 8th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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