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Celebrity Bikini Wax
Today I just got done talkin’ drunk Katie, and, yea, she sucking on that green bottle again: “Tanqueray makes my day,” as she say. Dumb white bitch. Anyway, in her drunken shit she talking about how she researching Celebrity Bikini Wax and shit …..
I say to her, “That stupid.”
Posted: October 14th, 2007 under Closer Look, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Camille Paglia
Hey guys. I’m sober and I’m back. Here’s the last post I was working on before I went on my four month alcohol bender… with the love of Jesus… I am back! I see that LaTosha has been taking over these articles, and, while I’m glad to have a proud African American feminist Marxist voice […]
Posted: September 23rd, 2007 under Closer Look, Should Be Celebrity.
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You Cant Keep OJ In Jail
I don’t know what it is about this playa of a mental case of a nigga extraordinaire, but, I’ll be damned… nigga can break every law in the book (up to and motherfucking including killing a white blondy whore, and, robbery with guns…
But, AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU JUST CAN’T KEEP […]
Posted: September 19th, 2007 under Closer Look.
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American Idol Mental Girl
Well, I just don’t know what’s up with the American Idol Mental Girl! Okay, now, I’m saying that in fun…. okay, if there’s a type of real psychological problem with this young lady maybe I’ll feel bad… I don’t know… but, the way she was crying when Vagina Marathon… I mean, Sanjaya Malakar was poseur […]
Posted: March 20th, 2007 under Closer Look.
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Keeley Hazell Desert Pictures
Well, a previous girlfriend called me last night. First question she asked me:
“What’s the big deal about the Keeley Hazell sex tape?”
Well, I figure this can be a post. You see, Katie has elaborated upon why celebrity sex tapes are worth a lot of money and why they attract so much interest. And, I largely […]
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Born To Porn, Closer Look.
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Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed Celebrity List
Something about this whole Mr. Blackwell Celebrity list makes me want to say, “Who the hell is this Mr. Blackwell asshole?”
I’m not quite sure why that is…
But, on the other hand, our dear Mr. Blackwell does seem to get a kick out of highlighting the inadequacies of celebrity scum, so, I should probably just say, […]
Posted: January 10th, 2007 under Closer Look.
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50 Most Annoying People Of 2006
Well, I see that Katie’s been going off with the end-of-2006 celebrity posts: 2006 Celebrities: Best, Worst, Hero, and Villain; Celebrity Deaths 2006; 2006 Celebrity Broken Hearts: End Of Year Rant: so, I thought it would be appropriate to analyze the cover story of the January 1, 2007 issue of Star Magazine entitled The 50 […]
Posted: January 2nd, 2007 under Closer Look.
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2006 Celebrities: Best, Worst, Hero, and Villain
Hi Everybody,
Well, seeing as we went through Celebrity Deaths 2006 and an end of the year Celebrity Broken Hearts Rant; it only seems fitting that sitting here on New Year’s Eve 2006 we pay a little attention to the recent AOL poll which gathered data concerning the best and worst celebrities of the year, and, […]
Posted: December 31st, 2006 under Closer Look.
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