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Archive for 'Dead Dead'

Brit Pap Scared Of Gangster Bullets

by Stan Hammer
In an intriguing story, it’s being reported that the paparazzi scum (who are partially responsible for part of Britney’s weird pathology) are now scared of being made dead-dead by the ultra-scary Los Angeles gangster bad boy Crips and Blood. YEAH G! Can I get a hell to the yea mothafuckas!

Sorry. But, certain photo […]

Heath On Parade

Michelle Williams Mourns Heath Video: geez the commentators seem so very very very sincere in their analysis …. (did the sarcasm come across?) …..
Jayne Mansfield Is Not Heath Ledger: At times like these, sometimes it’s important to get back to the basics and remember that… it’s true… despite those who say to the contrary…. Jayne […]

Heath’s Dial-Crazy Masseuse Happy Hands Diana Wolozin

Whether it matters or not, Heath Ledger’s masseuse, Happy Hands Diana Wolozin, actually made four calls to Skinny Girl MKO… not the two originally reported. Not sure how much this detail matters; but, it makes one wonder what else was reported inaccurately. Rest assured that there’s some blogs who are presenting bullshit as fact; but, […]

Heath Was Dating MKO

It’s being reported in multiple sources that Heath Ledger was dating Mary-Kate Olsen at the time of his untimely croak. That makes sense, because when the masseuse, Diana Wolozin, discovered Mr. Ledger’s deadness, she first tried calling MKO twice. That made me say hmmmmm. We all know ole MKO has got a some problems. Girl […]

Twenty Dollar Bill Ya’ll

I’ve gotten a few emails from folks telling me I’m wrong and Ledger was drugging it up snowman style. Folks, they tested the twenty dollar bill and nothing was found on it!

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Clean Heath

With the untimely croak of Joker Heath Ledger, and, an inconclusive autopsy; people are going to get fascinated and speculate. Particularly Americans… many of whom seem to have a hard time letting interest in their own lives dominate their mental processes. This celebrity fascination is certainly a type of escapism in the same way as […]

Heath Ledger Autopsy Proves Nothing

Why did Heath Ledger Die?

Heath Ledger Croaks

Hmm.. it’s been an interesting month for young Hollywood.. first Brad Renfro has a mystery croak, and, apparently Heath Ledger has gone off to find him.