Archive for 'Drugeroo'
Blake Overdose
Shit. It seems like a pretty boring Sunday from where I’m sitting. We’re not really the type of site that gets giddy over baby bumps and such shit. There’s a million other boring celebrity sites run by a bunch of boring twats that cover this shit. We like to focus on the seediest, most fucked-up […]
Posted: February 17th, 2008 under Drugeroo.
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Britney Spears Really Looks Like A Crack Whore!
by Stan Hammer
You folks may remember our award-winning, hard-hitting piece, Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore. Well, we are pleased to say that Brit has progressed in her crack whoriness… and, in these recent shots… bitch really look like a crack whore!
You don’t believe me? You think she’s just a nice young mommy?
I give […]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems.
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Amy Winehouse Is A Very Bad Troublemaker
Well, you know Amy Winehouse has got to be a pretty bad girl. Her recent visa denial, if you ask me, only adds to her street cred. Troubled soul my ass. That’s just euphemistic language for fuck-up extraordinaire. It hurts, though, because she can’t attend Sunday night’s Grammys, and, the darling-young-lady does actually have six […]
Posted: February 9th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo.
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Drugging Britney
Okay, this isn’t really funny… and, I’m not trying to be obnoxious; but, I just can’t help but find it a little funny. But, I know it’s really not funny damn it. It’s being reported that the restraining order against Sam Lufti is to stop him from further drugging Britney. It’s reported that in her […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Britney, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Sly Hopped-up On HGH
Well, folks… is the verdict really still out on HGH (human growth hormone)? Dr. Andre Berger seems to be part of the problem with his growth hormone hype. Well, some other folks aren’t so sure.
For my part? I think it’s damn irresponsible to be promoting something when it’s still uncertain whether it ultimately has harmful […]
Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo.
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Clean Heath
With the untimely croak of Joker Heath Ledger, and, an inconclusive autopsy; people are going to get fascinated and speculate. Particularly Americans… many of whom seem to have a hard time letting interest in their own lives dominate their mental processes. This celebrity fascination is certainly a type of escapism in the same way as […]
Posted: January 24th, 2008 under Dead Dead, Drugeroo, Heath Ledger.
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Owen Wilson Bong Shopping
It’s reported that D List actor Owen Wilson was spotted bong shopping. Big deal. Who cares? Legalize it, etc. But, it gives an opportunity to post this pretty boy Wilson bong collage. Pot’s just so boring. Get sleepy. Maybe a little paranoid. Whack off. Order two pizzas. Listen to Led Zep or Mudhoney. Whack off […]
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 under Drugeroo, Sorto Bizarro.
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Lil Wayne Lil Bit o’ Trouble
First off… if you’re wondering who Lil’ Wayne is… that makes two of us. Apparently he’s some half-assed rapper actually named Dwayne Carter Jr. And, of course, the suburban white boys buy his shit like it’s bottled water in the desert. Oh, ya stupid fucks when will you ever learn? Whatever happened to real shit […]
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo.
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