Archive for 'Ha Ha Ha'
Drawings With Hidden Sexy Stuff
I could picture Parasite Hilton digging this video. Yea… it’s not really celebrity-related; but, it’s so damn amusing I’m adding it anyway.
Posted: February 17th, 2008 under Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Ellen Degenerate: Deal Or No Deal What The Fuck Weird Shit!
I put on Deal or No Deal which is just one of the many ways that I’m totally pissing my life away. The other is the gin bottle. The other is typing into this box. Anyway, I turn on Deal or No Shit and who should I see there next to all the slutty model […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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I’m Fucking Matt Damon
While I absolutely can’t stand Sarah Silverman… and, Matt Damon makes me want to get violent… basically, honestly, I hate them both… I am not trying to be over-the-top because I’m blogging… I’m not some douche who tries to be outrageous in order to be interesting… I really, really hate Matt Damon. I’ve hated him […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Ha Ha Ha, Matt Douchebag, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Happy New Year
Happy 2008. I was going to write about Hanna Montana, and, about how normal teen girls are getting corrupted by the whole celebrity Jamie Spears nonsense culture, but, I’m too drunk. I’m a man in my prime, and, I’m alone and drunk on the first day of the new year. So, stop feeling so damn […]
Posted: January 1st, 2008 under Ha Ha Ha.
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Constantine Maloser Ass
You guys remember the American Idol douche Constantine Mouralis?
No?
Well, me either. You know, there’s a cutting irony to the Idol show. If you don’t finish first (or possibly second) you are destined to be a real tiny minor nobody of a celebrity ass. And, it’s funny… because people who don’t finish first like how Constant […]
Posted: December 31st, 2007 under American Idol, Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro.
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Paris Hilton: Future Soup Kitchen Girl?
Well, it came out this week that Grandpa Barron Hilton is bequeathing 97% of his fortune to charity. Ee chee wah wah! That hurts… huh Paris?
I was trying to picture Paris in a soup kitchen; but, that pesky lil Romeo appeared in my fantasy and started pointing rudely at a homeless guy.. and, that’s just […]
Posted: December 28th, 2007 under Ha Ha Ha, Paris Hilton.
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Nicolette Sheridan Nip Slip
Well, everybody, you’ll see a look of shock and fear on Nicolette’s face in this bikini pic…. but, shit, she’s got Barack Obama standing in front of her with a suit on and his trademark ridiculous smile and lil Romeo behind her pointing at her nipple …. I mean…. shit…. wouldn’t your white ass be […]
Posted: December 28th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Ha Ha Ha, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Henry Rollins Shit For Brains
LOL… Henry Rollins… idiot… there’s something not right with this guy. How did somebody open his skull, shit in it, and manage to close his skull up so neatly. What would my girl LaTosha say about Rollins? She’d say something like,
“What white boy so angry about? I mean… damn… white male got the […]
Posted: December 28th, 2007 under Ha Ha Ha.
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