Archive for 'Lindsay Lohan'
Lindsay Lohan and Sunshine Foundation
by Katie Witherspoon
There seems to be an aspect of human nature in which we like to point out the bad in people while ignoring the good. I’ve seen this time and again, and, it is discouraging. In AA, I actually identified this reality as one of the reasons why I drink.
Consider Lindsay Lohan. The […]
Posted: February 19th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Lindsay Lohan.
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Beautiful Lindsay Lohan
by Stan Hammer
People like to give me all kinds of hell because I’ve said–on the record–that Lindsay Lohan is one of the most beautiful women alive. They tell me she’s a whore. Well, to begin… whether or not she’s a whore doesn’t interest me. Second, there’s a lot of hypocrisy going around with how we […]
Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan.
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Lindsay Lohan As Marlilyn Monroe
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Katie Witherspoon
I don’t want to fall into the trap of comparing Lindsay’s beauty to Marilyn’s… because, that’s exactly what the powers that be want me to do. They want us to just compare women based upon physical attributes. And, that’s what New York Magazine is trying to do with their recent pictorial in which […]
Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan.
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Razzie Lindsay
Well, as Katie just pointed out… I like Lindsay a lot! And, not just because she’s ridiculously beautiful… she’s also a pretty good actress. Before you give me hell, check out Mean Girls!
By the way, Katie makes everything too complicated by trying to force reality into some psychobabble perspective about exhibitionism etc. Lindsay’s got a […]
Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan.
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Lindsay Lohan Exhibitionism
Lindsay Lohan … I know she gets my fellow writer Stan quite horny, and, I must admit that Lilo is quite a candy cane; but, I wonder about her from a psychological perspective. Although my doctorate is not in psychology, I have a number of colleagues who are psychologists… one of whom says that Lindsay […]
Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Brad Renfro Croaks Autopsy
Brad Renfro… who the hell is that you may be thinking?
Hint: Deuces Wild
Well, he croaked mysteriously at the tender age of 25. During his short life he had a known history with heroin. And, he croaked. And, an autopsy is going to be performed. And, I’m just wondering if Lindsay is going to be looking […]
Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Dead Dead, Lindsay Lohan.
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Lindsay Sees Dead People
My favorite beautiful bad girl of a purported dirty leg of a nympho has gotten into a lot of high-profile trouble lately: dui, drugs, crazy driving etc. As punishment, she’s required to work eight hours in the morgue. Is anyone else finding this a bit strange? God, she’s even more beautiful next to the ugly […]
Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan, Sorto Bizarro.
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New Lindsay Picture
Well, Lind’s ex may want to talk sex; but, Lindsay does what she does best in this new picture: just look really, really damn good. This girl just knocks me out! If I could have met a girl like her when I was 22… holy shit… my whole fucked-up and pathetic life would have turned […]
Posted: January 7th, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan.
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