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Paris Hilton: Future Soup Kitchen Girl?
Well, it came out this week that Grandpa Barron Hilton is bequeathing 97% of his fortune to charity. Ee chee wah wah! That hurts… huh Paris?
I was trying to picture Paris in a soup kitchen; but, that pesky lil Romeo appeared in my fantasy and started pointing rudely at a homeless guy.. and, that’s just […]
Posted: December 28th, 2007 under Ha Ha Ha, Paris Hilton.
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Why Is Paris Hilton So Popular?
Tonight I was watching Larry King. And, believe me… I too consider Larry to be King of the Idiots, but, it’s almost a scholarly responsibility to tune into the douche once in a while. Tonight he had Chief Dipstick Regis Philbin on … ha ha … what a laugh riot.
Two old men talking about […]
Posted: June 14th, 2007 under Paris Hilton.
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Paris’ June 9, 2007 Media Statement
Oh, this is a pretty cool statement: especially the end….
I think about that all the time too! You know… all of the really serious things going on in this world and meanwhile we’re obsessed with Anna Nicole, fat Rosie, Barbara Wowo, and Paris Hilton. Oh, Celebrity Satan…
Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton Finds God
Okay, you may be thinking I’m in snarky mode, but, really, I’m not.
As most of my readers know, if there’s one thing I take seriously, it’s the Good Lord All Mighty Jesus Christ!
Now, as you guys know, Paris is wearing the country blues. Again.
Okay, so Paris, apparently, made a phone call to Barbara Wowo… I […]
Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Paris Hilton.
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