Archive for 'Pussy Problems'
Jessica Sierra’s Sad Story
by Katie Witherspoon
I noticed a long time back that there’s definitely something immensely dangerous about even the tiniest drop of fame. And, for the American Idol finalists who don’t win; but, who do get that little brief (and soon forgotten) exposure, this little splash of ephemeral fame is just enough to damage their lives.
Point in […]
Posted: February 13th, 2008 under American Idol, Celebrity Concept, Celebrity Quick Takes, Jessica, Pussy Problems.
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Britney Spears Really Looks Like A Crack Whore!
by Stan Hammer
You folks may remember our award-winning, hard-hitting piece, Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore. Well, we are pleased to say that Brit has progressed in her crack whoriness… and, in these recent shots… bitch really look like a crack whore!
You don’t believe me? You think she’s just a nice young mommy?
I give […]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems.
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Tyra Banks Rips Her Jeans Off
by Stan Hammer
I like Tyra Banks. She’s like a drunk cheerleader at retard camp. I love her enthusiasm for ridiculous activities. She ain’t faking that enthusiasm. She’s just got a seriously fucked-up sense of humor… and, I like that! Now, let’s just hope she don’t shit herself any time soon.
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Fuck-up Winehouse Awarded For Musical Talent
by Stan Hammer
…and, that’s what it’s all about. You know… I’m going to judge Picasso based upon his paintings. I ain’t got no concern about all the different twats he stuck his Spanish ding-dong in. And, likewise with Winehouse. The blogs like to blast the dysfunctional bitch because she suckin’ on some dick and suckin’ […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Drugging Britney
Okay, this isn’t really funny… and, I’m not trying to be obnoxious; but, I just can’t help but find it a little funny. But, I know it’s really not funny damn it. It’s being reported that the restraining order against Sam Lufti is to stop him from further drugging Britney. It’s reported that in her […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Britney, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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The Sad Spears Family
It was pretty evident when Britney first started flashing her pussy at the end of 2006 that the young lady was troubled by something. And, in that article–linked to above–it talks about, as you may recall, how Britney’s pussy eclipsed Michael Richards’ nigger. Yes, folks, a pussy will trump a celebrity hate speech any day […]
Posted: February 2nd, 2008 under Britney, Jamie Lynn Spears, Pussy Problems.
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I’m Fucking Matt Damon
While I absolutely can’t stand Sarah Silverman… and, Matt Damon makes me want to get violent… basically, honestly, I hate them both… I am not trying to be over-the-top because I’m blogging… I’m not some douche who tries to be outrageous in order to be interesting… I really, really hate Matt Damon. I’ve hated him […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Ha Ha Ha, Matt Douchebag, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Sympathy For The Britney
Some of the writers on this site (and, yes, we’re all friends) tend to be a little harsh and enjoy metaphorically beating the hell out of our generally vapid and self-absorbed celebrities. While I agree that these famous folks tend to be a deleterious influence (particularly on the healthy female body image), I think it’s […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Britney, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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