Archive for 'SO DAMN SEXY'
Tyra Banks Rips Her Jeans Off
by Stan Hammer
I like Tyra Banks. She’s like a drunk cheerleader at retard camp. I love her enthusiasm for ridiculous activities. She ain’t faking that enthusiasm. She’s just got a seriously fucked-up sense of humor… and, I like that! Now, let’s just hope she don’t shit herself any time soon.
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Fuck-up Winehouse Awarded For Musical Talent
by Stan Hammer
…and, that’s what it’s all about. You know… I’m going to judge Picasso based upon his paintings. I ain’t got no concern about all the different twats he stuck his Spanish ding-dong in. And, likewise with Winehouse. The blogs like to blast the dysfunctional bitch because she suckin’ on some dick and suckin’ […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Keeley Hazell Lynx O Yea
You probably already know that I have a special fondness for the voluptuous Keeley Hazell. It’s not like, rationally speaking, she’s the most beautiful damsel out there… but, damn… her body just knows how to jump-start the heart. I mean… can you seriously name a woman with a more banging body? I mean… is that […]
Posted: February 8th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Katie Rees Police Assault
Some of you folks may know that we’re pretty fond of Katie Rees. I know some think she doesn’t deserve our fondness… but, have they seen the tit thong collage? I love Katie. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because the other Katie gets so inspired by her. Maybe she doesn’t deserve my love.
Actually she […]
Posted: February 7th, 2008 under SO DAMN SEXY.
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Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures
Well, I must be a loser because I’ve got some sort of Real World Challenge on in the background, and, the two gay chaps are talking about if they happen to make out and how the one gay chap is a control freak… and, live and let live; but, I think it’s time for some […]
Posted: February 2nd, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, SO DAMN SEXY, Uma Yummy.
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Celebrity Panties
See, here’s a celebrities panties. A real honest to goodness crackpot of a Hollywood, overpaid, untalented celebrities blue mesh goodness. If I had a girlfriend, I wish I could afford those for her. See, I can’t afford a girlfriend. Mixing martinis doesn’t cut it …..
Po’ Boy Stan Hammer
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 under SO DAMN SEXY.
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Kim Kardashian Bikini
With all this talk about death, and, overdose, and, young guys with undeserved fame and money croaking it up etc… .well, there’s nothing better to take a man’s mind off this than Kim Kardashian’s bikini ass… there’s a little bit of a back story behind this picture in so far as everybody’s favorite white boy […]
Posted: January 22nd, 2008 under SO DAMN SEXY.
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Lindsay Lohan Exhibitionism
Lindsay Lohan … I know she gets my fellow writer Stan quite horny, and, I must admit that Lilo is quite a candy cane; but, I wonder about her from a psychological perspective. Although my doctorate is not in psychology, I have a number of colleagues who are psychologists… one of whom says that Lindsay […]
Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Lindsay Lohan, SO DAMN SEXY.
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