Archive for 'Sorto Bizarro'
Drawings With Hidden Sexy Stuff
I could picture Parasite Hilton digging this video. Yea… it’s not really celebrity-related; but, it’s so damn amusing I’m adding it anyway.
Posted: February 17th, 2008 under Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Bobby Cutts Crying On TV
by LaTosha
All I want to know is what the fuck going on with black boy? I come back in from grocery shopping, and, it seems I left the tv on… and, CNN on, and, this black boy Bobby Cutts is belly-aching, and, he crying in a weird way in court room as he’s telling a […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Tyra Banks Rips Her Jeans Off
by Stan Hammer
I like Tyra Banks. She’s like a drunk cheerleader at retard camp. I love her enthusiasm for ridiculous activities. She ain’t faking that enthusiasm. She’s just got a seriously fucked-up sense of humor… and, I like that! Now, let’s just hope she don’t shit herself any time soon.
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Drugging Britney
Okay, this isn’t really funny… and, I’m not trying to be obnoxious; but, I just can’t help but find it a little funny. But, I know it’s really not funny damn it. It’s being reported that the restraining order against Sam Lufti is to stop him from further drugging Britney. It’s reported that in her […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Britney, Drugeroo, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Ellen Degenerate: Deal Or No Deal What The Fuck Weird Shit!
I put on Deal or No Deal which is just one of the many ways that I’m totally pissing my life away. The other is the gin bottle. The other is typing into this box. Anyway, I turn on Deal or No Shit and who should I see there next to all the slutty model […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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I’m Fucking Matt Damon
While I absolutely can’t stand Sarah Silverman… and, Matt Damon makes me want to get violent… basically, honestly, I hate them both… I am not trying to be over-the-top because I’m blogging… I’m not some douche who tries to be outrageous in order to be interesting… I really, really hate Matt Damon. I’ve hated him […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Ha Ha Ha, Matt Douchebag, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Sympathy For The Britney
Some of the writers on this site (and, yes, we’re all friends) tend to be a little harsh and enjoy metaphorically beating the hell out of our generally vapid and self-absorbed celebrities. While I agree that these famous folks tend to be a deleterious influence (particularly on the healthy female body image), I think it’s […]
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Britney, Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro.
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Dennis Quaid Uses Verklempt
And, I ask you…. what type of person uses the word verklempt! Seriously!
“When I read the script a couple years ago, the end scene always got me emotionally. It made me well up. And of course having our own twins now, it really gets me verklempt.“
Main Entry: verklempt
Part of Speech: adj
Definition: overcome […]
Posted: January 26th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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