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Tyra Banks Rips Her Jeans Off
by Stan Hammer
I like Tyra Banks. She’s like a drunk cheerleader at retard camp. I love her enthusiasm for ridiculous activities. She ain’t faking that enthusiasm. She’s just got a seriously fucked-up sense of humor… and, I like that! Now, let’s just hope she don’t shit herself any time soon.
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Family Ties Pukiness: Where The Niggas?
I don’t know about you folks; but, I, for one, was happy that the puke show Family Ties died many years back. Talk about an annoying piece of shit show… they all thought it was so funny that Alex was a Reagn fascist and the parents were hippies. And, they say this crap show is […]
Posted: February 10th, 2008 under Tv Bland.
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Ellen Degenerate: Deal Or No Deal What The Fuck Weird Shit!
I put on Deal or No Deal which is just one of the many ways that I’m totally pissing my life away. The other is the gin bottle. The other is typing into this box. Anyway, I turn on Deal or No Shit and who should I see there next to all the slutty model […]
Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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Katharine McPuke Weds Who Cares
Katharine McPhee, the American Idol, cleavage-flopping puke weds. And, does anyone care? And, if they do… why?
She’s a lousy singer who got runner-up status by showing her tits off and letting her pussy nearly pop-out of the yellow dress. And, while I’m not against that, she shouldn’t have beat-out other (and better) competitors because of […]
Posted: February 4th, 2008 under American Idol, Tv Bland.
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Why The Sarah Michelle Gellar Naked Vaseline Pictures
Some shit is hard to understand… that is… until you remember it’s Hollywood bullshit and all a bunch of cheap publicity stunts. And, that explains the Sarah Michelle Gellar naked teasing pussy just obscured Vaseline picture ads. This is obviously intentionally insinuating. It’s understood that boys to men use the lube to grease up their […]
Posted: January 22nd, 2008 under Pussy Problems, Sorto Bizarro, This And That, Tv Bland.
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Martina Hingis Cocaine
Last June, sweet Martina tested positive for the happy snowflakes and thus is banned from tennis for two years. Hingis denied that she was coking her face… but, it doesn’t matter…….. this is just a really stupid thing….. we’re not talking about steroids or something that would enhance performance… actually… on the contrary……. nobody should […]
Posted: January 5th, 2008 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes, Tv Bland.
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Chuck Norris Glued To Huckabee’s Side
Holy futhamocking moley! I can’t get away from them! Every time I turn on the tv. Chuck Norris is glued to Mike Huckabee’s side. wtf! Is Chuck really that into this little contradictory preacher man’s message? I mean… damn… they gone Siamese twins.
Skippy
Technorati Tags: Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee, tv, preacher man
Posted: January 5th, 2008 under Sorto Bizarro, Tv Bland.
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What You Up To Chuck Norris?
I want to know what the hell going on with retardo karate-ass Chuck Norris sticking his ninja face and eternal dopey smile into Mike Huckabee’s Headquarters… and, you know… ninja face is being prominently displayed right behind Huckabee as he’s making his little bald-headed speech cause his white ass so proud he won the Iowa […]
Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Sorto Bizarro, This And That, Tv Bland.
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