Backdoor To Chyna Video

by Stan Hammer

All right, you guys know the smoldering pro porn wrestler Chyna… she’s a very fit woman… you vibe off that muscular body and you know it.  Here’s the thing… Katie finds this whole thing academically interesting because Chyna, as mentioned, performed in the WWE from 1997 to 2002; thus, this qualifies Chyna as a celebrity.

Now, I’ve asked Katie to expand on her definition of celebrity, and she has… and, I don’t understand it really because, I’ll be honest, I am an average intelligence construction worker… okay, I’m downright stupid… but, you know what… I can build a fucking house. You take your typical professor like Katie, and she needs fucking IT to turn on a computer… stupid intellectual twats.

So, why the hell am I writing about this Chyna porn video? Well, Stan da big dick man likes himself some porno! Second, Katie promised me another two cases of Corona if I do it. And, if you read this blog, you pretty much know that when I go over to Katie’s pad to pick up my beer, we both seem to end up drunk, and I end up bending her over the couch, lifting up her professor skirt, pulling her brainy poka dot panties to the side, and plowing her little genius love hole… So, I don’t mind writing this shit at all!

Now, the thing about Chyna, my fine students, is that she once had a celebrity status, albeit a minor one… Twat Katie uses the term albeit all the time.. I don’t know what the fuck it means, but I think I sort of know when to say it. Am I right smarter readers??? Anyway, I guess what fascinates Katie is that Chyna was once considered a respectable celebrity… or at least as respectable as a pro wrester cunt can be… but, she wasn’t like sucking cock or spreading those huge legs for the cameras… so, I guess she was some sort of celebrity… and now she does porn… and Katie gets really fascinated by mainstream celebrity types who move into hardcore xxx pornography… so, why? Fuck if I know… I’m going to call Katie now and ask her…

Okay, she says that there’s a Puritan thing in society that like makes nipples bad and that this represses the people, and that they then develop eating disorder and become alcoholic drug addicts and mislead their species being and are the triumphant ones of Marxist alienation and Durkheim something or other and something about pussy liberation and healthy world.. oh, this cunt Katie is like somebody with endless words that don’t mean any fucking thing…

Click for Chyna

Here’s how I would put it though… Chyna was famous for being something acceptable. She became something unacceptable. A porn twat. And, now respectable people think she’s scum. And, horny men want to see Chyna fuck. Because, men like to see women fuck. Even monsters like Chyna. Part of it is because they’re famous. The other part is because they have pussies.

Now where my beer bitch? I’m coming over for a quick fuck too!

Comments