Corey Haim dead dead

Why do you people care?

Seriously…

Why do you even care?

He wouldn’t give a fuck if it were you who was going six feet under.

Later Corey. Say hi to Brittany.

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He a sex symbol?

This is how world look to white boy:

“The whole sex-symbol thing is really strange,” he explained. “I wouldn’t wish it on anybody. I appreciate the opportunity to work, the cash it gives you, and other things it provides are wonderful. But the celebrity thing… I don’t like attention. Like anybody, it’s impossible not to feel self-conscious if someone’s looking at you all the time, everywhere you go.”

Pass that vodka my way you bland-ass, average-looking cracker! Boy look like Bo Duke on meth + shit you banjo-looking, pasty face, arrogant, conceited…you ain’t no sex symbol!

Celebrity Satan

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I just a black girl tryin’ to make it + shit. I ain’t tryin’ to be no goddamn A list celebrity crotch sniffer + shit. She make it out like I’m trying to be some sort of goddamn internet Ernest Hemmingway + shit. Well, I don’t care to shoot my head off or have a million cats with eighty toes…thank you very much white girl! stupid bitch…

I can’t figure out why so many folk want celebrity sex tape + shit: just people fuckin’. Just like you fuck. You shove your nonfamous cock into that nonfamous pussy + it ain’t no different than famous dick + famous pussy. Shit, Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan pussy just pussy. It still a pussy you stupid motherfuckers.

Why people so stupid? Why they want to inspect the genital crotches of movie star. Shit, I still can’t figure out why da fuck Paris Hilton even famous? Can some nigga tell this black girl why that skinny blanco skanko is famous? What she do? What movie she in? She ain’t got no talent. At least Lindsay an actress.

Ah, fuck ya’ll + fucked up new year to ya.

here be some video about celebrity sex tape. Ya happy now katie? (stupid white bitch)

LaTosha

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black boy need a suck job

Damn…sometime all there is for a black girl to say is damn. There be a lot of critique negative about our black men…and, I gotta say that a lot of that shit warranted. Yea, we got Barak OBama now, and I proud of that…I love Obama and I think he gonna be best President ever. Since Obama got elected, sometimes I chant USA! USA! I ain’t lying!

But, for every Obama making us proud we got 100 stupid ass black men such as Charles Barkley to make us look bad. Sir Charles? Sir my fucking black ass! Typical nigga lookin’ to get his cock sucked!

Look, ya’ll, I ain’t that uptight. I know we people + we got sex needs. Yea, I get that. But, what we don’t HAVE to do is drive around drunk looking for blowjob and tellin’ cop about how it be best blow job of life and shit.

I get that we people and we make mistakes. Yea, I get that + I made pleny of mistake in my own life. But, black people already looked upon poorly by a lot of folk, and now we got new President I hopin’ that black people be handling themselves with more pride + shit. I mean…can you see where I’m comin’ from?

LaTosha

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All right on to other shit I upset like a fuck about this cracker ass who be singing Barack the magic negro… what kind of bullshit is that? Barack our President of United States. how about we show the man some respect! I serious! He our President and if you don’t like that Chip Saltsman that you get your ass the fuck out of America! You heard me!

You don’t like it that we got a black President? Huh, you Saltsman… you don’t like that? Then leave America! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY! This is our President, and if you ain’t proud…then at least shut your fucking disgusting mouth! BARACK OBAMA IS MY PRESIDENT! AND I’M GOD DAMN PROUD AS HELL! AND I DON’T WANT YOUR ATTITUDE CHIP SALTSMAN IN MY AMERICA! GET OUT!

Chip Saltsman went beyond bad taste…white boy went beyond vulgarity. What he did is the absolute most unpatriotic disgusting thing I’ve seen in a damn long time.

All right…fuck him. Now, on to some other shit…Katie…you know that girl hate celebrities…she was gonna do a whole piece about the most hated ones of the year but her white ass too drunk…not even new year eve dark and she already pass out … anyway, i found this other list of hated celeb 2008 … it pretty good cuz it got Madonna + she stupid with all her voodoo religion bullshit. white girl old + need to stop thinking of herself as sexy symbol. It also got fatty Rosie and Tom Cruise + I never forget how stupid ass scientistology white boy be jumpin on Oprah Windbag couch like a stupid ass white boy.

anyway, happy new year playa
LaTosha

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It early, and that just weird, and I can’t seem to get my mind around it. Then they like singin’ Jingle Bell to some little doggy. I don’t know ya’ll. I like Ellen a lot. Katie do too. Katie do because Ellen lesbian and promote lesbian thing. As for me…I don’t give a fuck whether somebody lesbian or straight or nun. The biggest problem with America is that it not “live + let live” enough. People just can’t leave other people the fuck alone.

You want to know why I like Ellen?
She funny. That why.

I see people getting stirred up because Marissa Miller do DT Magazine. First thing I think is who the fuck Marrisa Miller, what DT, and why anybody give a fuck. Then I see…oh, she a skinny white girl blond hair tit hanging out, and I say, “Oh, yes, of course…my black ass woke up for another day in AMerica.”

ftw

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Ah shit, I all a-twitter and pissed-off this morning. I been doing some self-analysis past few days cuz somebody other day said I was a mad person. And, then I some shit on Dr. Phil about same topic. Don’t get me wrong: Dr. Phil a dopey fat man but sometime he make a point playas. But, am I mad? Like, when I see this shit it do make me kinda mad … it be an article where writer wetting her panty with delight cuz she got a picture of Jennifer Garner kissin’ her baby.

Okay, first thing first …why Jennifer Garner even famous? First off…bitch old. NUmber 2: bitch ugly. Yea, she white so a lot of Jennifer Garner ugliness forgiven. And, listen…when I say “bitch” it ain’t in a mean way. Okay? It like when I call my best friend (of my white friend) Katie bitch…it playin’…so, pull them bunched-up panty out because this is the way people talk…yea, the people that don’t be shoving their face with WOnder Bread + Perrier Water…okay?

But, seriously, Jennifer Garner ain’t even a Plain Jane. She a Ugly Jane. Oh, hell that ain’t nice. I know. But when you put your ass out there and you goin’ to be posin’ in stocking and shit and putting yourself volunteer on fashion magazine cover you make yourself fair game! So don’t be gettin’ all sanctimonious + shit with me! So, why she famous? She in some stupid ass Alias bullshit. She in most stupid ass Dude Where My Car with over-rated (and weird!) white boy Ashton Kootchie. Damn, don’t get me started on him. It make me mad as hell!

So, why she famous? Okay, that first point. Now, you click that link above you taken to most amazingly nauseating article (and comments) about how fucking sweet it is that Garner a mother. From the article, you’d think white girl either Virgin mary or only woman ever shit out a baby! Author has this to say,

These pictures of Jennifer Garner picking up her daughter Violet from school yesterday and kissing her on the cheek are HURTING me! Could these two be any cuter? I can’t wait too see their new little baby and find out what they name him. You know it’s just a matter of days before we report Jennifer going into labor… Maybe he’ll end up being a Christmas baby.

I read that and it make me mad! Them picture hurting you? Oh, baby, don’t get me started on topic of hurting! She can’t wait to see they new little baby. Well, they can wait to see anything about you! THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU! JENNIFER GARNER DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU! WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THEM? Lot of stupid people in this world, and this be a good example. Why somebody goin’ to get obsess with celebrity life? That just stupid as fuck!

You wanna see something even stupider? Check out this comment:

They look so bonded, and Violet seems to be a very healthy little girl. cute

Now, that comment hurting me! I hope they look bonded you stupid ass motherfucker! They mother and motherfucking daughter for fucking out loud! That her child! I hope to God they’re bonded!

And somebody else say,

Yes, you can start to see the Ben in her.

Get a motherfuckin’ life! Oh, the poor girl. If she gonna resemble that white boy’s narrow head and distort facial features….oh, the poor thing!

There was one commenter who make a little sense:

both mother and daughter are unattractive. How many staged shots can they have? and she does look like Pepe Longstocking.

In closing, fuck ya’ll.

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I just got a call from geeky Skippy. He say that Katie drunk on his floor puking again. Damn girl. That vodka be your Satan. But, anyway, he be such a geek he be telling me about this thing call Analytical Googling where he be seeing how people find this website. He call me periodically + tell me the same shit. Damn that white boy need a life. He obsessed with celebrities in a different way than Katie. Katie try being philosophical white girl who want to talk cultural connection + shit… I talking to her drunk ass a couple day ago. You know what she going on and on about?

She talking about how celebrity responsible for anorexia + shit. Now, I know where she coming from…but, I think she makin’ a big leap because I think fashion model also do that shit…but, I also think the standards come from us a little bit too. Thing that bother me about Katie is she want to assign causality completely to celebrity. I say…wait: what about free will + shit niggas??!! What about a person who in the midst of the minefield but navigate through and find a little bit of happy in life?

Katie always want to act like everybody powerless over they destiny. That the person just acted upon. But, people also actor too. I don’t think Katie appreciate that I got intellectual side too. She act like I a dumb black girl. She never will say that because she a big liberal type…but, ghetto teach you how to read people. OH, yes it does!

For Skippy, his obsession with celebrity is basically cause he a weird guy and horny. But, he can’t be totally weird because most of America obsess with celebrities. Why? Cuz they lives are boring puke. That why. But, Skippy a man and horny and be talking about Elizabeth Hurley and Anita Dark. I say who the fuck Anita Dark? He say she his favorite actress. I Google that shit and say that bitch is pretty but she a porno ho. But, yea she got pretty eye and nice face. But, Skippy just a horny loser.

I know he going to read this. I don’t care. He just think I a dumb black bitch. Anyway, Skippy laughin’ saying that the majority of people find this site by searching for celebrity vagina, celeb vagina, and celeb pussy. And, it true! And, I think to myself, “Damn, people, it just a little hole that baby come out of.” Sure, I know fellas it feel good when you stick your dick in there…but, damn, what sort of weird fucking people getting all obsess with celebrity pussy. The bitches that started this crazy shit be Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears…and, the queen of it be that Sharon Stone Basic Instinct leg cross where she flash her white girl pussy for a millisecond, and everybody go shit fuck crazy.

Oh, what a fucking fuck up crazy planet.

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Why Obama gotta have that Rick Warren dude be giving invocation + shit? WHy Rick Warren? Why, he look stupid as fuck with that beard and beady eyes! But, that not what bother me about him so much. What bother me is it just another stupid-ass, stupid-looking, overweight white man who gonna act like he got the ultimate answer in life. And, that ain’t really change to me. If the queer want to marry, who give a fuck? That they business. Let them have they freedom. NO! We gotta have Rick Warren white man towering above with his opinion. WE DON’T WANT YOUR OPINION FATTY! We aren’t interested in your bullshit you brainwashed brainwashing white man. Okay?

And, Rick Warren, you look stupid as fuck. Ya look like a guy without dinner table discipline. You get your own weight under control before you start comin’ at me like you got life’s answers. This what he said recently:

The Bible admonishes us to pray for our leaders. I am honored by this opportunity to pray God’s blessing on the office of the President and its current and future inhabitant, asking the Lord to provide wisdom to America’s leaders during this critical time in our nation’s history.

What kind of crazy bullshit is that? Why “the Lord” going to listen to this sloppy, bearded man? WHITE POWER! NOt anymore buddy. Not anymore. Barack Obama President. MULATTO POWER!

So, Katie said I should be writing about political figures because they celebrity too. Maybe. But, they ain’t kissing on the silver screen. Isn’t that what white folk call it… “the silver screen” ? Interesting. Shit, black girl tired. I don’t see where any of this shit celebrity. I understand Barack Obama sort of like rock star. But, he ain’t like acting in some fucking movie with like Joy Behar or something.

Shit, why Joy Behar come to mind? She a sweet little fatty herself. I bet she love donut. But, she real likable and shit. I always found her cool. That skinny white girl blondie on The View…Elizabeth Hassumbuck or whatever…oh, she a little twit. She remind me of Katie! seriously, Katie a lot like that … when both white girl get upset it like a beetle suddenly crawled up their butt the way they back get straight and they eyes get fixated….oh, shit white folk at end of 2008 …..and this black girl trying to make an honest buck. It ain’t easy niggas. I used to think sex sell…but with economy way it is…maybe nothing sell.

Shit I gonna be eating Kraft Mac for a while niggas.

Peace in between…….

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What kind of word be fuckin’ “testy”? Yea, I know what it mean playa, but who be using that word. Sound like a real whitey word to me. But, here the thing…why they gotta say Obama getting testy? They be houndin’ hell out of him about this corrupt Blagovichawhatever. Why can’t they accept black man smart, and he ain’t sayin’ shit until the fact come in?

Why they gotta pray that they can make him lose his cool? They want to prove that they stereotype is true if you ask me! They can’t accept just how cool this President Elect beautiful brother be! Why they gotta say test! Now, I testy. I testy because you be tryin’ to portray my President Elect as test!

Watch the video. President Elect Obama is as cool as ever! Let’s start showing some respect for our President! How about it! It ain’t enough to wave the red, white and blue. Let’s show some real patriotism and support our President Elect rather than trying to nitpick made-up nonsense! HOW ABOUT IT!

Watch the video. Ain’t no testy!

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People think I a mean bitch. I ain’t here kidding myself. Shit, they don’t know nothing about growing up in the ghetto. How they gonna relate? I tell you who does know about the ghetto. Mike Tyson. Black boy know all about flunking out of the school of hard knocks. That why I always felt sympathy toward his black ass. I knew he couldn’t help but fuck-up. It’s where he from.

What people don’t understand about childhood? People who had a soft childhood with lovey dovey parents…they just don’t get it, and they never will. They’ll never understand how it’s that early shit that gets under your skin. It’s a stink that you can’t shake off. And, you may be standing buying hundred of dollar of shit in Macy, and, you just never know…that stink may come wafting up when you don’t expect it. And, old lady in fur coat…her pink nostril be flaring out as she look away, and you feel so black as you look down at your shoes. Your shoe expensive now. Don’t matter. You still seeing those fucked-up Zip sneakers with the holes on the side that you used to run around that fucked-up Bed Sty neighborhood in. Now, the normal white world don’t understand that.

They got memory of bikes on Christmas morning and getting upset because their mommy be kissing them on the head too much. They don’t know shit about growing up in high-crime neighborhood. That shit get in your blood. The scum and junkie and drunks and the many daily humiliation and hunger in your belly like a rat inside there trying to chew its way out.

Yea. I get it. So, when I see what’s become of Mike Tyson, it make me sad. He once a perfect specimen of a man…now he just a fat, black man about 40 year old. That fuck up. He was once King. I remember him that way. Life will break a black man down and fuck his ass up.

Tyson say this sad shit in 2005:

My whole life has been a waste – I’ve been a failure.” He continued: “I just want to escape. I’m really embarrassed with myself and my life. I want to be a missionary. I think I could do that while keeping my dignity without letting people know they chased me out of the country. I want to get this part of my life over as soon as possible. In this country nothing good is going to come of me. People put me so high; I wanted to tear that image down.

The whole thing sad and fucked-up how a man can decline. Mike Tyson just another fat man.

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It be rumored that Eddie Murphy be going to play The Riddler in 2010 Batman movie. SHIT! 2010? WHo give a fuck that too far away for me to really give a shoot. Murphy be okay but black boy getting sorta crusty + old. He had some good moment. Like when he super dick (that mean detective ya’ll) in Beverly Hills Cop and he be doing the whole banana in the tailpipe and karate + shit I thought he sorta cute. And, when he be doing that HBO Delirious + shit and be yellin’ “ICE CREAM!” that shit funny…but niggas can’t give up the ghost. Those comedy skit be a long time ago…many year back + shit + he ain’t been funny for a long time. Why he going to be Riddler. Wasn’t that white unfunny boy Jim Carey? Jim Carey one of those white boy that everybody say funny but in truth he about as funny as when my dog shit on the carpet last night. He be doing Living COlor many year back where he some sort of Fireman make funny faces, and that funniest he ever was. Then he some sort of white boy superman in some All Mighty shit where it show that white man is God. Why not have a black boy who has all that power. I mean, if ain’t nobody payin’ attention, we do got President Elect Barack Obama. Oh, the world changing girl! World changin’! Eddie Murphy still old man though.

Funny thing is though that Jim Carey had one superstar performance and that was Eternal SUnshine of Spotless Mind… brilliant! …but notice that not even a comedy! Now, that funny! White boy the world say hilarious have one good performance in a movie that not intended to be funny! Now, that make me laugh!

Speaking of has been…I see everybody gettin’ all fucked-up about Jennifer Lopez and Marc ANthony. I don’t understand the big deal about either of them. I don’t give a damn what world say…neither of them be sex symbol. He look like he got a permanent upset look on his face like his diaper need to be changed. She try to pull some ghetto-wannabe bullshit “Jenny on the block.” what kind of bullshit be that? She can’t sing either. And, damn, girl gettin’ round. Every swingin’ dick in Hollywood town got in them skanky drawers. What was nice white boy Ben Afleck doin’ there tho! That part fuck me up! They say J LO marriage on verge of melt down. Shit, who surprised? None of these Hollywood shits last. And, why anybody care?

You know what celebrity really summarize what America all about? That right: Paris Hilton. White girl has no claim to fame. She not even a shitty actor with a body of shitty work. All she is is a skinny, white, blond girl who rich! And, that really break down how America work. Skinny, white, blond, rich = FAMOuS! That shit could almost be funny but it too sad. And, what really fuck me up is she not even exceptional looking. She doesn’t even look great. She just cross her leg flash skank-a-pussy act stupid dummie with Nicole and fuck everybody and America media want to study her asshole. I don’t get it…but, I do! And, it sad. FOr kicks, you can go see a lot of stupid bullshit she has to say. Here an example:

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

If you want to get angry, go here and read. I don’t really know why the fuck I just link to Esquire. They don’t be sending no traffic to me. FTW>your life.

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Well, niggas, I happy to see Barack Obama be Time Mag’s Person of the Year and shit. You damn right. B.O be an iconic, inspring homie. It a shame, tho, that his initials BO also stand for what we used to be yellin’ at the little nappy heads on the playground who be funky smellin’! But, for real…Barack talkin’ lots of good stuff! I LOVE YOU BARACK!

OH, and for the Obama fans out there, check out this fun photo shoot from when Barack was in college. You’ll be glad you did. Also, here something cool too: OBama on Flickr …

All right, see … ya’ll come to expect only stupid bullshit + bitching from me but now ya’ll see that I’m actually a pretty thoughtful person of a black girl! Ha ha in yo face today America (+ our int. readers)…

I ain’t even going to talk none about any of these celeb a-holes in this particular ramble. Naw, I give them a break this morn.

Later hater.

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