http://www.celebritysatan.com Fat! Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:44:35 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en by Katie Witherspoon There seems to be an aspect of human nature in which we like to point out the bad in people while ignoring the good. I've seen this time and again, and, it is discouraging. In AA, I actually identified this reality as one of the reasons why I ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/19/lindsay-lohan-and-sunshine-foundation/ by Stan Hammer People like to give me all kinds of hell because I've said--on the record--that Lindsay Lohan is one of the most beautiful women alive. They tell me she's a whore. Well, to begin... whether or not she's a whore doesn't interest me. Second, there's a lot of hypocrisy ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/18/beautiful-lindsay-lohan/ by Katie Witherspoon I don't want to fall into the trap of comparing Lindsay's beauty to Marilyn's... because, that's exactly what the powers that be want me to do. They want us to just compare women based upon physical attributes. And, that's what New York Magazine is trying to do with ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/18/lindsay-lohan-as-marlilyn-monroe/ I could picture Parasite Hilton digging this video. Yea... it's not really celebrity-related; but, it's so damn amusing I'm adding it anyway. http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/17/drawings-with-hidden-sexy-stuff/ Ha Ha. On this boring Sunday I was watching an Amy Twathouse video, and, I found myself thinking about the pathos of the black back-up singers. You know... it's really got to hurt. To be black and know you're so much more talented than the white piece-of-shit in the spotlight... ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/17/the-pathos-of-the-black-back-up-singer/ Shit. It seems like a pretty boring Sunday from where I'm sitting. We're not really the type of site that gets giddy over baby bumps and such shit. There's a million other boring celebrity sites run by a bunch of boring twats that cover this shit. We like to focus ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/17/blake-overdose/ by Katie Witherspoon I noticed a long time back that there's definitely something immensely dangerous about even the tiniest drop of fame. And, for the American Idol finalists who don't win; but, who do get that little brief (and soon forgotten) exposure, this little splash of ephemeral fame is just enough ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/13/jessica-sierras-sad-story/ by Katie Witherspoon One of the most disturbing trends I've seen in the celebrity subculture (which is filled with disturbing facets) is the media and paparazzi focus on the babies of celebrities. While I understand the perverse celebrity fascination of our culture is naturally going to extend to the celebrity's children, ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/13/celebrity-infants-media/ by Stan Hammer You folks may remember our award-winning, hard-hitting piece, Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore. Well, we are pleased to say that Brit has progressed in her crack whoriness... and, in these recent shots... bitch really look like a crack whore! You don't believe me? You think she's just ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/12/britney-spears-whore/ by Stan Hammer In an intriguing story, it's being reported that the paparazzi scum (who are partially responsible for part of Britney's weird pathology) are now scared of being made dead-dead by the ultra-scary Los Angeles gangster bad boy Crips and Blood. YEAH G! Can I get a hell to the ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/11/brit-pap-scared-of-gangster-bullets/ by LaTosha All I want to know is what the fuck going on with black boy? I come back in from grocery shopping, and, it seems I left the tv on... and, CNN on, and, this black boy Bobby Cutts is belly-aching, and, he crying in a weird way in court ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/11/bobby-cutts-crying-on-tv/ by Stan Hammer I like Tyra Banks. She's like a drunk cheerleader at retard camp. I love her enthusiasm for ridiculous activities. She ain't faking that enthusiasm. She's just got a seriously fucked-up sense of humor... and, I like that! Now, let's just hope she don't shit herself any time soon. http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/11/tyra-banks-rips-her-jeans-off/ by Stan Hammer ...and, that's what it's all about. You know... I'm going to judge Picasso based upon his paintings. I ain't got no concern about all the different twats he stuck his Spanish ding-dong in. And, likewise with Winehouse. The blogs like to blast the dysfunctional bitch because she suckin' ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/11/fuck-up-winehouse-awarded-for-musical-talent/ I don't know about you folks; but, I, for one, was happy that the puke show Family Ties died many years back. Talk about an annoying piece of shit show... they all thought it was so funny that Alex was a Reagn fascist and the parents were hippies. And, they ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/10/family-ties-reunion/ Well, you know Amy Winehouse has got to be a pretty bad girl. Her recent visa denial, if you ask me, only adds to her street cred. Troubled soul my ass. That's just euphemistic language for fuck-up extraordinaire. It hurts, though, because she can't attend Sunday night's Grammys, and, the ... http://www.celebritysatan.com/2008/02/09/amy-winehouse-grammy-visa-denial/