How Hollywood Heinies Spread Much Unhappiness!
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How Hollywood Heinies Spread Much Unhappiness!
Most people think celebrities are so wonderful. I’ve actually heard people say things like, “God, it would be so great to be her.” You know, I think you ought to feel that it’s great to be fucking you! So, this site takes some playful shots at celebrities and the concept of celebrity, and, as a phD student, see, I can’t help but let that academic fucking brainwashing sort of fuck me up here also, and, thus… I’ll also get all fucking academic on you with a history of Hollywood… really, moreso an analysis of just how and why the phenomena of celebrity came into existence (it’s really quite interesting!), and, also what this means to you and me.
Some people, of course, will take all of this too seriously, and, that goes with the territory, you see, because some people are just like that… it’s their nature. But, part of CelebritySatan.com is quite serious, because, as you’ll see, I shall argue that the concept and existence of celebrity contributes much unhappiness to our society that results in such things like anorexia, bulimia, boob jobs, general puking in toilets, lust for money, lust for big cocks, lust for luscious tits with sand dollar nipples, pill-popping, face-stuffing, fuck the world general excess.
Yours in Christ,
Katie Witherspoon.
PS. This is nothing against Brittany Murphy, who is actually a really good actress. I choose her because she’s got the sweetest, nicest ass in Hollywood; but, that’s the whole problem. Brittany Murphy has a one in a billion sort of ass, and, by the media shoving Brittany Murphy’s beautiful and perfect ass all over the place, they’re making the billions of normal women with fat asses (or in some cases asses that are too skinny… though, that’s far more unusual) feel lousy about their big butts, and, that’s just not right because God, it would seem, intended for most women to have big and (what fuckhead Playboy Magazine) considers to be overly yucky and unattractive asses. Well, Jesus actually blessed me with a pretty narrow ass, but, my ex-husband had the fucking outrageous nerve to tell me that my ass was too narrow!
I actually forgive my ex (not really), but, at moments I do actually forgive him because I know that he was brainwashed by this whole Hollywood celebrity culture, which has also blended into the whole pornography culture, and, that’s one of the things that scares the hell out of me, because, now that it appears porno stars like Jenna Jameson are actually beginning to get some mainstream attention… well, it won’t be long before the line is completely blurred, and, the Hollywood aesthetic will become even further skewed which will, of course, result in further bulimia and anorexia and alcoholism and destructive behavior from the legions of women who are normal (but made to feel abnormal!) It really makes me angry.
Most of us just don’t have Brittany Murphy’s ass or Pamela Anderson’s huge tits. Sure, I could get a boob job, BUT WHY SHOULD I! And, what makes me so angry is why is it lately especially that when I look into the mirror I feel so unhappy! I mean, I’m 32, and, a lot of guys have told me that I’m attractive and some even told me they liked my narrow heinie. So, my tits are small. Most women’s tits are small! This ain’t Africa now!
Okay, see, sometimes I can get incoherent, but, this is my premiere blog and I was looking at all the stupid blogger shit on-line and said, “Fuck, I can do better than that shit), so, yeah, this is my premiere blog and this entry was about how Hollywood sculpted asses make normal women unhappy, and, I really believe that.
Katie Witherspoon.
PPS. Wow, I just can’t seem to stop typing! You see, I asked one of my classmates, Skippy Gallager, who’s also in my doctoral program of Feminist Studies to send me some pictures of his favorite Hollywood celebrity asses. See, I wanted to get the mail perspective on this whole thing, and, GEEZ, I can hardly believe what this idiot sent me… and the implications of the whole thing in respect to how pornography influences our concept of celebrity and the feminine beauty aesthetic! But, I better start a new page! Okay, if interested read on:
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