Paris Hilton Existential Rambling Pictures
The whole world’s crazy about this blond baby by the name of paris Hilton. Most of ya’ll even seen her royal romp on her sex tape. I think the girl’s got talent…and one heck of a camel toe! Funny to think just how many Paris Hilton pictures there are on the internet. Do we really need these two added to the cyber spaces? probably not…
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6 Years Later: Well six years have passed since I wrote that passage above, and now Paris Hilton’s pretty much of a has-been: replaced by a whole host of dysfunctional and slutty up-and-comers like Miley Cyrus… but, there was a time when Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay ruled celebrity culture with their intentional nip slips and pussy slips and “woops innocent me I forgot to wear panties…” Yea, you guys know what I’m talking about. Here’s to those days gone by. Sorry, but you got old Paris. We all do: no way around it. That’s why it’s important to really enjoy your youth, because it passes so quickly, and then you’re old like Paris and Nicole: and not that many people are interested in you anymore… and all that’s left is using your money to try and forget your reality… and before you know it, you’ll be dead, because everyone dies, and our life spans–in the big scheme of things–is just one quick little blip: like a shooting star. And, then you die. And, you don’t go to heaven. You don’t go anywhere. Your body gets burned or buried, but the you that was you is forever gone. Here’s to you Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and Colonel Potter.
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