See Naked Celebrity Video

Our girl Katie (now Dr. Witherspoon lol) has written a lot of high-quality (actually academic quality) articles for this site such as A Quick History of Hollywood.

But, the fact is that 95% of this site’s visitors come here looking for naked celebs and nudity. You know, if you’re looking for naked celebrity videos, you have come to the right place.

So, get to it… you’re here because you want celebrity porn. If all you wanted was regular porn, you wouldn’t be here. Go over to Tube 8 and get your free fill and wack your weenie until it falls off. But, you don’t want that kind of porn man. Believe me, I know. I get it. It’s not the same. In Goffman’s conception, those typical porn stars are stigmatized. And, when a man views the porn of the stigmatized, there’s a thrill that’s missing compared to viewing porn of the nonstigmatized. And, that’s the thing about celebrity pornography. The celebrities, for the most part, really are not a stimatized group.

Actually, the celebrity class—to put it in the language of C.W. Mills—is highly regarded in America: idolized and idealized. And, that’s where the thrill of celebrity porn pictures and video comes into play. The viewer experiences the pornographic vicariousness (libidinous stimulation) in a nonstigmatized context: and with the idealized at the same time!

Indeed. Celebrity porn video: the desire for it makes sense. Now, quit denying yourself and get out your credit card, and purchase an endless supply of the most awesome, greatest celebrity porn, which our friends Mr. Skin will provide for a low monthly charge. I’d say, brother, you deserve to leave the gritty, grainy crud of free porn and instead buy yourself some of the good stuff. It’s really not that much money. And, just think of all the satisfaction this will bring: allowing excessive masturbation to the sexiest starlets in all of Hollywood. It doesn’t cost much at all when you consider how much fun it will bring you! You work hard! God damn it you deserve a daily dosage of the highest, best quality, best value, cheapest celebrity pornography in the world.