All right on to other shit I upset like a fuck about this cracker ass who be singing Barack the magic negro… what kind of bullshit is that? Barack our President of United States. how about we show the man some respect! I serious! He our President and if you don’t like that Chip Saltsman that you get your ass the fuck out of America! You heard me!

You don’t like it that we got a black President? Huh, you Saltsman… you don’t like that? Then leave America! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY! This is our President, and if you ain’t proud…then at least shut your fucking disgusting mouth! BARACK OBAMA IS MY PRESIDENT! AND I’M GOD DAMN PROUD AS HELL! AND I DON’T WANT YOUR ATTITUDE CHIP SALTSMAN IN MY AMERICA! GET OUT!

Chip Saltsman went beyond bad taste…white boy went beyond vulgarity. What he did is the absolute most unpatriotic disgusting thing I’ve seen in a damn long time.

All right…fuck him. Now, on to some other shit…Katie…you know that girl hate celebrities…she was gonna do a whole piece about the most hated ones of the year but her white ass too drunk…not even new year eve dark and she already pass out … anyway, i found this other list of hated celeb 2008 … it pretty good cuz it got Madonna + she stupid with all her voodoo religion bullshit. white girl old + need to stop thinking of herself as sexy symbol. It also got fatty Rosie and Tom Cruise + I never forget how stupid ass scientistology white boy be jumpin on Oprah Windbag couch like a stupid ass white boy.

anyway, happy new year playa
LaTosha

Why Obama gotta have that Rick Warren dude be giving invocation + shit? WHy Rick Warren? Why, he look stupid as fuck with that beard and beady eyes! But, that not what bother me about him so much. What bother me is it just another stupid-ass, stupid-looking, overweight white man who gonna act like he got the ultimate answer in life. And, that ain’t really change to me. If the queer want to marry, who give a fuck? That they business. Let them have they freedom. NO! We gotta have Rick Warren white man towering above with his opinion. WE DON’T WANT YOUR OPINION FATTY! We aren’t interested in your bullshit you brainwashed brainwashing white man. Okay?

And, Rick Warren, you look stupid as fuck. Ya look like a guy without dinner table discipline. You get your own weight under control before you start comin’ at me like you got life’s answers. This what he said recently:

The Bible admonishes us to pray for our leaders. I am honored by this opportunity to pray God’s blessing on the office of the President and its current and future inhabitant, asking the Lord to provide wisdom to America’s leaders during this critical time in our nation’s history.

What kind of crazy bullshit is that? Why “the Lord” going to listen to this sloppy, bearded man? WHITE POWER! NOt anymore buddy. Not anymore. Barack Obama President. MULATTO POWER!

So, Katie said I should be writing about political figures because they celebrity too. Maybe. But, they ain’t kissing on the silver screen. Isn’t that what white folk call it… “the silver screen” ? Interesting. Shit, black girl tired. I don’t see where any of this shit celebrity. I understand Barack Obama sort of like rock star. But, he ain’t like acting in some fucking movie with like Joy Behar or something.

Shit, why Joy Behar come to mind? She a sweet little fatty herself. I bet she love donut. But, she real likable and shit. I always found her cool. That skinny white girl blondie on The View…Elizabeth Hassumbuck or whatever…oh, she a little twit. She remind me of Katie! seriously, Katie a lot like that … when both white girl get upset it like a beetle suddenly crawled up their butt the way they back get straight and they eyes get fixated….oh, shit white folk at end of 2008 …..and this black girl trying to make an honest buck. It ain’t easy niggas. I used to think sex sell…but with economy way it is…maybe nothing sell.

Shit I gonna be eating Kraft Mac for a while niggas.

Peace in between…….

It be rumored that Eddie Murphy be going to play The Riddler in 2010 Batman movie. SHIT! 2010? WHo give a fuck that too far away for me to really give a shoot. Murphy be okay but black boy getting sorta crusty + old. He had some good moment. Like when he super dick (that mean detective ya’ll) in Beverly Hills Cop and he be doing the whole banana in the tailpipe and karate + shit I thought he sorta cute. And, when he be doing that HBO Delirious + shit and be yellin’ “ICE CREAM!” that shit funny…but niggas can’t give up the ghost. Those comedy skit be a long time ago…many year back + shit + he ain’t been funny for a long time. Why he going to be Riddler. Wasn’t that white unfunny boy Jim Carey? Jim Carey one of those white boy that everybody say funny but in truth he about as funny as when my dog shit on the carpet last night. He be doing Living COlor many year back where he some sort of Fireman make funny faces, and that funniest he ever was. Then he some sort of white boy superman in some All Mighty shit where it show that white man is God. Why not have a black boy who has all that power. I mean, if ain’t nobody payin’ attention, we do got President Elect Barack Obama. Oh, the world changing girl! World changin’! Eddie Murphy still old man though.

Funny thing is though that Jim Carey had one superstar performance and that was Eternal SUnshine of Spotless Mind… brilliant! …but notice that not even a comedy! Now, that funny! White boy the world say hilarious have one good performance in a movie that not intended to be funny! Now, that make me laugh!

Speaking of has been…I see everybody gettin’ all fucked-up about Jennifer Lopez and Marc ANthony. I don’t understand the big deal about either of them. I don’t give a damn what world say…neither of them be sex symbol. He look like he got a permanent upset look on his face like his diaper need to be changed. She try to pull some ghetto-wannabe bullshit “Jenny on the block.” what kind of bullshit be that? She can’t sing either. And, damn, girl gettin’ round. Every swingin’ dick in Hollywood town got in them skanky drawers. What was nice white boy Ben Afleck doin’ there tho! That part fuck me up! They say J LO marriage on verge of melt down. Shit, who surprised? None of these Hollywood shits last. And, why anybody care?

You know what celebrity really summarize what America all about? That right: Paris Hilton. White girl has no claim to fame. She not even a shitty actor with a body of shitty work. All she is is a skinny, white, blond girl who rich! And, that really break down how America work. Skinny, white, blond, rich = FAMOuS! That shit could almost be funny but it too sad. And, what really fuck me up is she not even exceptional looking. She doesn’t even look great. She just cross her leg flash skank-a-pussy act stupid dummie with Nicole and fuck everybody and America media want to study her asshole. I don’t get it…but, I do! And, it sad. FOr kicks, you can go see a lot of stupid bullshit she has to say. Here an example:

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

If you want to get angry, go here and read. I don’t really know why the fuck I just link to Esquire. They don’t be sending no traffic to me. FTW>your life.

Well, niggas, I happy to see Barack Obama be Time Mag’s Person of the Year and shit. You damn right. B.O be an iconic, inspring homie. It a shame, tho, that his initials BO also stand for what we used to be yellin’ at the little nappy heads on the playground who be funky smellin’! But, for real…Barack talkin’ lots of good stuff! I LOVE YOU BARACK!

OH, and for the Obama fans out there, check out this fun photo shoot from when Barack was in college. You’ll be glad you did. Also, here something cool too: OBama on Flickr …

All right, see … ya’ll come to expect only stupid bullshit + bitching from me but now ya’ll see that I’m actually a pretty thoughtful person of a black girl! Ha ha in yo face today America (+ our int. readers)…

I ain’t even going to talk none about any of these celeb a-holes in this particular ramble. Naw, I give them a break this morn.

Later hater.