Damn…sometime all there is for a black girl to say is damn. There be a lot of critique negative about our black men…and, I gotta say that a lot of that shit warranted. Yea, we got Barak OBama now, and I proud of that…I love Obama and I think he gonna be best President ever. Since Obama got elected, sometimes I chant USA! USA! I ain’t lying!

But, for every Obama making us proud we got 100 stupid ass black men such as Charles Barkley to make us look bad. Sir Charles? Sir my fucking black ass! Typical nigga lookin’ to get his cock sucked!

Look, ya’ll, I ain’t that uptight. I know we people + we got sex needs. Yea, I get that. But, what we don’t HAVE to do is drive around drunk looking for blowjob and tellin’ cop about how it be best blow job of life and shit.

I get that we people and we make mistakes. Yea, I get that + I made pleny of mistake in my own life. But, black people already looked upon poorly by a lot of folk, and now we got new President I hopin’ that black people be handling themselves with more pride + shit. I mean…can you see where I’m comin’ from?

LaTosha

I ain’t gonna lie ya’ll. I never liked me any Matt Damon. I long be baffled by what the world see in this white boy! Take Good Will Hunting. That some stupid shit + half-ass acting. Plain + simple. Typical whitey feel good trash. White boy be cleaning toilet but he a genius and seeing algebra equation in toilet bowl ring. So, white boy gonna be white boy extraordinaire in front of janitor chalkboard. Why you want to do that? What you try to prove? And then white boy gotta try to be Cassanova with Miny Driver. She cool but why she got that accent? Accent real or acting? Then white boy gotta do his “how you like them apples” line like he George Carlin + shit. Fuck him.

Rounders was sort of okay; but that’s because it was a great screenplay. I always thought that movie would be been 100 times better had they cast somebody else in the lead role. And, what saved the whole thing was Ed Norton. Now, that white boy rock my world!

So, last night I finally see Bourne Identity on HBO. Yes, I know I’m late to the party but my black ass been busy! Look, I gotta tell you all that I love that movie. Man that action packed like my ‘hood on a Saturday night. White boy jumping through windows and shit. Now, I know he be a special-trained agent…but, just how you jump through twelve glass windows without getting cut? See, I know all about suspend disbelief and shit; but, black girl got limits to suspend disbelief!

You know what else it make me think about? See, I know we got Barak Obama President. And, that great! But, see, we haven’t really arrived until we got a black James Bond! That sort of what Matt Damon is now. He kind of new James Bond. But, where our nigga James Bond? It ain’t equality until we got some smooth ass Jay Z type of Bond!

So, I threw her in the shower and got back to watching my Greys ANatomny TIVO. White girl gets out of the shower telling me she thought about drowning herself in the shower. I say bitch you need to use the bath! But, I felt bad for her then she pull the Finlandia out of her bag and some packets of Kool Aid. WHite girl actually carrying around Blueberry flavored Kool aid with her. Oh, shit.

2. Money money money money… ah playas… it make the world go round! and down! I talking cause Angie Jolie be the highest paid actress whore in the world. I trying to think what big-lipped white girl ever done. Nothing come to mind. All I know is she be having babies and adopting kids like Mother Teresa on acid and shit. Damn, at least she put that money good use. You know who else be making the big money talking girls? Yea, that blond girl Reese Witherspoon. ALl I know she does stupid shit where she in White House or some Alabama bullshit where she always trying to act cutesy.

Cameron Diaz making big buck too. She got stupid attitude to camera paps. Skinny white girl only in one sort of funny movie SOmething About Mary with ugly-ass Ben Stiller. Stupid shit but funny. Yeah funny! Notice how all these Hollywood white girl skinny? And, Katie skinny too? Don’t know what that white girls problem is! Julia Roberts another of the most paid and all I can think: “there goes another skinny white girl with big lips who the world is always telling her little white ass most beautiful thing in the world!” Ya’ll even still wonder how a black girl gets a complex in America? Don’t even…you know… save the bullshit about how now we got Barak Obama. Black man ain’t even President yet. He President Elect and shit and it took 200 years and black boy ain’t even a real black boy his mama white too. Every time in America somehow white girls just can’t stay out of the conversation!

And, I think Barak going to be probably best President ever…and he cute too…but, let’s not act like it changes everything. Another of the top 5 highest paid acress is Katherine Heigl. Now, see what she got in common with the other? Yep. Another skinny white girl. See, that why it make me mad when Katie always talking bullshit…bitching it a man world and talking feminist bullshit. Try being a black girl bitch! Yeah, I called you a bitch again Kaite cuz it make me mad sometime when I think about you!

Katherine Heigl not even that pretty…nor is she a very good actress. She had a few moments of brilliant in Grays Anatomy but…shit…those few moment mean she should have 100,000 times more money than my black ass!! And, she ain’t that pretty! But, she a skinny white girl.

See, it enough to get a black girl pissed and fucked-up. I know ya’ll white liberal don’t like to hear that. Oh, fucking lordy.

LaTosha

Skinny-ass white girl on her way to being a phD doctor and shit and she had Jesus and dopey beeotch gotta start hitting the Absolut and getting funky with Satan and shit and dropping out of school. What the fuck wrong with white girl?

Anyway, drunk ass say let’s get the website going again I’m bored and drunk and I like to type when I’m drunk about how much I hate celebritities. I say, “Yea, true…but you used to get all intellectual and shit about like anorexia and fame and Hollywood and Michael Richards yelling nigger and like Mel Gibson and Jessica Simpson pussy and OJ Simpson the dumb black motha had to go run off with a white girl. That just the sort of cracker ass black boy we don’t need representing!

Let me get a Hell yea for my homeboy Barak Obama while I’m at it ya’ll. Oh, yea, that beautiful baby gonna be runnin’ whitey land! To think of all the whiteys that voted for him! DAMN! Well, I guess when whitey going broke ya know.

Ah, shit, well the one thing I still got in common with Katie, though, is my angry towards all this celebrity bullshit.

Here’s some celebrity bullfuck that this black girl think stupid:

1. Why Tom Cruise dragging that little baby girl all over the place. Damn, poor Suri. She shouldn’t be in front of no cameras and shit. And, little boy Tommy the short little boy gotta try increase cock length or something by showing world he a big man who can have a daughter and shit. Shit, white boy… you a half-assed, piece of shit no talent top gun crappy actor minority report mothafucka! and shit! You ain’t got talent you little risky business ass LOSER! Damn, put that baby o’ yours away and do something besides that weird-ass voodoo religion scientology weird ass shit celebrity mothafuck weird ass!

2. Anna Wintour fucking celebrity Vogue magazine bullshit looking like some aristocratic mothafuckin’ wannabe and shit… fur coat and shit… phoney bolognie shit!

3. Keri Russell Felicity and shit gonna take all them pictures with all the makeup under her eyes looking like a strung out junkie and shit. Damn girl. You got money! You got yo’ celebrity dollars. Use that shit to go to the hairdress and eat some mothafuckin’ spaghettio skinny white girl!

4. Clay Aiken, fuckin’ gay mothafucka brought his white ass out the closet but he gotta try and have all sort of attitude and shit… what the fuck up with that shit. Mothafucka you gay…that cool… no one care…just go off and do your gay shit and quit acting like some primma donna and shit!

5. Shakira… bitch think she only the bitch on the planet who got an ass. Way bitch be shakin’ that big ole thing enough to scare this black girl!

This is shit I find stupid.
Celebrity Satan
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