Don’t you be listening to these jealous bloggers and shit out there. A lot of them are just angry, pissed women who pray to God All Mighty that when they’re 42 they look half as good as you! I mean…these days it seems we’ve got our own resident LaTosha who’s talking all kinds of bullshit about everything under the sun.

I see that LaTosha’s calling me gay and crazy about war and a whole bunch of bullshit. And, she’s forever referring to herself as “black girl.” Well, black girl, your idiotic ghetto shit has brought my ass right back to write for this site again! And, honestly…between you and Katie…Katie’s always talking about her eating disorder and feminism and…well, at least she’s not talking about Jesus anymore! I guess she’s degenerated back into alcoholism. Good! She’s sexier that way! But, between the two of you, this site has really been going straight down the shitter.

The site is called Celebrity Satan. It’s not called “two bitches bickering about bullshit.” So, time to inject some male testosterone back into this bitch! Can I get a hell yea!

And, that brings me to the topic of this post. Sweet baby Pamela Anderson. The other day she joined Dutch magic man Hans Klok at his Dutch magic show. And, blond girl looking fine! Oh, hell yes! Pamela Anderson, you are looking hotter than the grill over at Sizzler baby. See, I need to give you this positive reinforcement because I see all these blogs are saying that you’re too old and you ought to be keeping your clothes on. Bullshit. Pam, your ass is looking FINE! Your ass is still a beautiful work of art. How I’d love to pull that little bathing suit down and get behind you…you blond Goddess!

How I dream of massaging your backside. I’d do anything for you…you 42 year-old MILF of MILFS! Oh, how I’d just worship you…and your ass! God, how I love your ass. Let’s look at it it for a long time! Oh, Pamela…ever since your BayWatch days you’ve been launching male fantasies over the world…and, you still are! Pamela, you will be getting men horny for as long as you’re alive. It’s sort of crazy…but, you are just so damn sexy! I love you! Ignore all the stupid idiots. Keep on showing off your succulent camel toe as you do in this picture below…keep on doing that! I love how you purposefully made sure that the crotch of your bathing suit was intentionally way too small for your special region! If only every woman shared your attitude.

Stan……. rock it ……..

Love,
Katie

Jessica Biel's beautiful ass picture

Good Lord man take a gander at the curvature of that divine thing.