Damn…sometime all there is for a black girl to say is damn. There be a lot of critique negative about our black men…and, I gotta say that a lot of that shit warranted. Yea, we got Barak OBama now, and I proud of that…I love Obama and I think he gonna be best President ever. Since Obama got elected, sometimes I chant USA! USA! I ain’t lying!

But, for every Obama making us proud we got 100 stupid ass black men such as Charles Barkley to make us look bad. Sir Charles? Sir my fucking black ass! Typical nigga lookin’ to get his cock sucked!

Look, ya’ll, I ain’t that uptight. I know we people + we got sex needs. Yea, I get that. But, what we don’t HAVE to do is drive around drunk looking for blowjob and tellin’ cop about how it be best blow job of life and shit.

I get that we people and we make mistakes. Yea, I get that + I made pleny of mistake in my own life. But, black people already looked upon poorly by a lot of folk, and now we got new President I hopin’ that black people be handling themselves with more pride + shit. I mean…can you see where I’m comin’ from?

LaTosha

It be rumored that Eddie Murphy be going to play The Riddler in 2010 Batman movie. SHIT! 2010? WHo give a fuck that too far away for me to really give a shoot. Murphy be okay but black boy getting sorta crusty + old. He had some good moment. Like when he super dick (that mean detective ya’ll) in Beverly Hills Cop and he be doing the whole banana in the tailpipe and karate + shit I thought he sorta cute. And, when he be doing that HBO Delirious + shit and be yellin’ “ICE CREAM!” that shit funny…but niggas can’t give up the ghost. Those comedy skit be a long time ago…many year back + shit + he ain’t been funny for a long time. Why he going to be Riddler. Wasn’t that white unfunny boy Jim Carey? Jim Carey one of those white boy that everybody say funny but in truth he about as funny as when my dog shit on the carpet last night. He be doing Living COlor many year back where he some sort of Fireman make funny faces, and that funniest he ever was. Then he some sort of white boy superman in some All Mighty shit where it show that white man is God. Why not have a black boy who has all that power. I mean, if ain’t nobody payin’ attention, we do got President Elect Barack Obama. Oh, the world changing girl! World changin’! Eddie Murphy still old man though.

Funny thing is though that Jim Carey had one superstar performance and that was Eternal SUnshine of Spotless Mind… brilliant! …but notice that not even a comedy! Now, that funny! White boy the world say hilarious have one good performance in a movie that not intended to be funny! Now, that make me laugh!

Speaking of has been…I see everybody gettin’ all fucked-up about Jennifer Lopez and Marc ANthony. I don’t understand the big deal about either of them. I don’t give a damn what world say…neither of them be sex symbol. He look like he got a permanent upset look on his face like his diaper need to be changed. She try to pull some ghetto-wannabe bullshit “Jenny on the block.” what kind of bullshit be that? She can’t sing either. And, damn, girl gettin’ round. Every swingin’ dick in Hollywood town got in them skanky drawers. What was nice white boy Ben Afleck doin’ there tho! That part fuck me up! They say J LO marriage on verge of melt down. Shit, who surprised? None of these Hollywood shits last. And, why anybody care?

You know what celebrity really summarize what America all about? That right: Paris Hilton. White girl has no claim to fame. She not even a shitty actor with a body of shitty work. All she is is a skinny, white, blond girl who rich! And, that really break down how America work. Skinny, white, blond, rich = FAMOuS! That shit could almost be funny but it too sad. And, what really fuck me up is she not even exceptional looking. She doesn’t even look great. She just cross her leg flash skank-a-pussy act stupid dummie with Nicole and fuck everybody and America media want to study her asshole. I don’t get it…but, I do! And, it sad. FOr kicks, you can go see a lot of stupid bullshit she has to say. Here an example:

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

If you want to get angry, go here and read. I don’t really know why the fuck I just link to Esquire. They don’t be sending no traffic to me. FTW>your life.

Well, I wasn’t a very big fan of our Prez…but, throwing a shoe at the man? Damn. That seem to cross a line. Ain’t no need for that sort of violence. I seen enough violence where I grow up that anything violence sort of mess with my stomach. I remember my uncle LeRoy. It wasn’t unusual for my Aunt Cassandra be throwing a shoe at him. It be a lucky day if a shoe be all she threw. Sometime it be a wine cooler.

But, LeRoy reflexes get real good, and he be real good at duckin’. Sort of like Prez Bush. I impressed by how quick his dodging skill were, and it cool that he was sort of smiling and laughing the whole time. You might have been a lousy President, but…

…when it come to keeping your cool under shoe-throwing pressure you be taking the cake! Damn, though, President Bush what you do to those people that they be throwing shoe at you? Damn.

Other politico. New York Governor, David Paterson…he legally blind. I think he a black boy too. Ah, shit all the black face in government these days black power ya’ll! Sure, they carrying out somebody else’s evil agenda…but, it still nice to see black faces the one spreading evil for a change!

BUt, Saturday Night live just be doing a skit where they poking fun at Paterson blindness…and, that just ain’t cool. Man handicapped for crying out loud! That ain’t nothin’ for a SNL skit. Damn, folk…get grateful for what you have + that you ain’t got no handicap.

People be wondering if Madonna + Guy Ritchie be spending Christmas together. Why they give a fuck? Seriously, what the hell is it to them?

ANd, Brad Pitt be defending his mustache. He a fine white boy but he gotta lose that little bit of pussy hair above his lip now!

OJ Simpson with his white girls

And, let me tell ya’ll loud and clear just what it is about black boy OJ Simpson that just burns my black female ass!

Yeah, I’m gonna tell you. Here’s a hint. Take a look at the picture to your left. Now, I know it’s a free country and all that bull fuck. Yea. I know. And, I ain’t saying it wrong for black and white folks to get together and fuck and be in love. Hell no. What, ya’ll think I’m some sort of ignorant black girl or something? Damn ya’ll racist!

No, what fucks me up about OJ is you know black boy don’t want any black girl. You just know deep down that that black bastard… see, it’s not just that OJ chose to have a relationship with a white girl…Nicole …whatever… nah, that cool…it’s just that you get the feeling that black boy wasn’t open to the possibility of having a relationship with a black girl!

Yeah, I know I right. At some rare moments, I feel sorry for his black ass though. It kind of like Michael Jackson sort of syndrome in a way. It strike me like it kind of like a guy who just don’t love himself much. Look, I don’t like this OJ oreo bastard; but, sometimes I feel a little sorry for his ass. But, ultimately…fuck him!

LaTosha