The first amendment is a real double edged sword of a pain in the damn ass. Stan is influencing Skippy to act more “macho” and now even wimpy, sissy Skippy is marching around yelling nonsense about celebrity cunt and developing… what he calls his “academic arguments” in which he’s arguing that it’s Sharon Stone’s pussy which started a cultural revolution. While I think cultural revolution is too strong, the part I hate to admit is that he is somewhat right… it was Stone who significantly kicked off the vagina exposure activities which lead to Lindsay, Paris, and all the other “starlets” (note quotation marks) showing the world what’s under their panties.

Skippy, the little prick, even spent an afternoon reading through a few of my books: yes, it was the afternoon that I over did it with the vodka (again), and I was passed-out, ass sticking up (they tell me) on the couch.

So, I came to and Skippy, the little asshole, started telling me how the celebrity class represents a type of class consciousness (the elite, celebrity class he called it), and how a completely different mentality applies (which includes acceptability for things like intentional pussy slips, intentional wardrobe malfunctions, various nip slips, arrogant attitudes (eg. towards the paparazzi), hubris, and a general sense of superiority that accounts for why celebrities such as Ben Afleck, Matt Damon, Jane Fonda, and all the others somehow have the nerve to express their opinions as if they were academic authorities.

Once again, but I hate to admit that Skippy, albeit in a very simplistic way, is right. Generally, I am cautious while using Marxist concepts in any context, because they can mean so many different things to different people. But, Skippy, in his extreme simpleton way, was actually putting together a slightly cogent argument incorporating Marxism and an analysis of celebrity culture. Bear in mind, I am really hung-over while this little bastard is babbling in a way I’ve never heard him speak before… then he says that his “discourse is in a modernized, refined Gramsci tradition.” Well, sure… Skippy doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about, but that was also the most entertaining he’s ever been. And, it gets better…

LaTosha, yes the one who’s always calling me “white girl” and who’s always saying about herself, “Black girl…” I think 1 in 4 sentences for her begins by saying, “Black girl think that…” Well, again with the God damn first amendment and free expression. But, LaTosha is actually reading fucking Foucault at her little community college. So, she enters the scene and begins, “Black girl think that Foucault would have a problem with that Skippy.” I’m hung over feeling like I’ve definitely been dropped in some sort of twilight zone.

Then the two fuckers were rattling off some inside jokes (that I’m pretty sure were directed at me.) Then they walk off arm-in-arm saying they’re going for burgers at Original Tommy’s. And, I haven’t heard from them since. Last thing LaTosha said was, “Black girl loves her burgers. I wonder if Foucault liked hamburgers.”

I just a black girl tryin’ to make it + shit. I ain’t tryin’ to be no goddamn A list celebrity crotch sniffer + shit. She make it out like I’m trying to be some sort of goddamn internet Ernest Hemmingway + shit. Well, I don’t care to shoot my head off or have a million cats with eighty toes…thank you very much white girl! stupid bitch…

I can’t figure out why so many folk want celebrity sex tape + shit: just people fuckin’. Just like you fuck. You shove your nonfamous cock into that nonfamous pussy + it ain’t no different than famous dick + famous pussy. Shit, Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan pussy just pussy. It still a pussy you stupid motherfuckers.

Why people so stupid? Why they want to inspect the genital crotches of movie star. Shit, I still can’t figure out why da fuck Paris Hilton even famous? Can some nigga tell this black girl why that skinny blanco skanko is famous? What she do? What movie she in? She ain’t got no talent. At least Lindsay an actress.

Ah, fuck ya’ll + fucked up new year to ya.

here be some video about celebrity sex tape. Ya happy now katie? (stupid white bitch)

LaTosha

I just got a call from geeky Skippy. He say that Katie drunk on his floor puking again. Damn girl. That vodka be your Satan. But, anyway, he be such a geek he be telling me about this thing call Analytical Googling where he be seeing how people find this website. He call me periodically + tell me the same shit. Damn that white boy need a life. He obsessed with celebrities in a different way than Katie. Katie try being philosophical white girl who want to talk cultural connection + shit… I talking to her drunk ass a couple day ago. You know what she going on and on about?

She talking about how celebrity responsible for anorexia + shit. Now, I know where she coming from…but, I think she makin’ a big leap because I think fashion model also do that shit…but, I also think the standards come from us a little bit too. Thing that bother me about Katie is she want to assign causality completely to celebrity. I say…wait: what about free will + shit niggas??!! What about a person who in the midst of the minefield but navigate through and find a little bit of happy in life?

Katie always want to act like everybody powerless over they destiny. That the person just acted upon. But, people also actor too. I don’t think Katie appreciate that I got intellectual side too. She act like I a dumb black girl. She never will say that because she a big liberal type…but, ghetto teach you how to read people. OH, yes it does!

For Skippy, his obsession with celebrity is basically cause he a weird guy and horny. But, he can’t be totally weird because most of America obsess with celebrities. Why? Cuz they lives are boring puke. That why. But, Skippy a man and horny and be talking about Elizabeth Hurley and Anita Dark. I say who the fuck Anita Dark? He say she his favorite actress. I Google that shit and say that bitch is pretty but she a porno ho. But, yea she got pretty eye and nice face. But, Skippy just a horny loser.

I know he going to read this. I don’t care. He just think I a dumb black bitch. Anyway, Skippy laughin’ saying that the majority of people find this site by searching for celebrity vagina, celeb vagina, and celeb pussy. And, it true! And, I think to myself, “Damn, people, it just a little hole that baby come out of.” Sure, I know fellas it feel good when you stick your dick in there…but, damn, what sort of weird fucking people getting all obsess with celebrity pussy. The bitches that started this crazy shit be Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears…and, the queen of it be that Sharon Stone Basic Instinct leg cross where she flash her white girl pussy for a millisecond, and everybody go shit fuck crazy.

Oh, what a fucking fuck up crazy planet.

Why Obama gotta have that Rick Warren dude be giving invocation + shit? WHy Rick Warren? Why, he look stupid as fuck with that beard and beady eyes! But, that not what bother me about him so much. What bother me is it just another stupid-ass, stupid-looking, overweight white man who gonna act like he got the ultimate answer in life. And, that ain’t really change to me. If the queer want to marry, who give a fuck? That they business. Let them have they freedom. NO! We gotta have Rick Warren white man towering above with his opinion. WE DON’T WANT YOUR OPINION FATTY! We aren’t interested in your bullshit you brainwashed brainwashing white man. Okay?

And, Rick Warren, you look stupid as fuck. Ya look like a guy without dinner table discipline. You get your own weight under control before you start comin’ at me like you got life’s answers. This what he said recently:

The Bible admonishes us to pray for our leaders. I am honored by this opportunity to pray God’s blessing on the office of the President and its current and future inhabitant, asking the Lord to provide wisdom to America’s leaders during this critical time in our nation’s history.

What kind of crazy bullshit is that? Why “the Lord” going to listen to this sloppy, bearded man? WHITE POWER! NOt anymore buddy. Not anymore. Barack Obama President. MULATTO POWER!

So, Katie said I should be writing about political figures because they celebrity too. Maybe. But, they ain’t kissing on the silver screen. Isn’t that what white folk call it… “the silver screen” ? Interesting. Shit, black girl tired. I don’t see where any of this shit celebrity. I understand Barack Obama sort of like rock star. But, he ain’t like acting in some fucking movie with like Joy Behar or something.

Shit, why Joy Behar come to mind? She a sweet little fatty herself. I bet she love donut. But, she real likable and shit. I always found her cool. That skinny white girl blondie on The View…Elizabeth Hassumbuck or whatever…oh, she a little twit. She remind me of Katie! seriously, Katie a lot like that … when both white girl get upset it like a beetle suddenly crawled up their butt the way they back get straight and they eyes get fixated….oh, shit white folk at end of 2008 …..and this black girl trying to make an honest buck. It ain’t easy niggas. I used to think sex sell…but with economy way it is…maybe nothing sell.

Shit I gonna be eating Kraft Mac for a while niggas.

Peace in between…….

YOu know white America magazine world…we got a new Prez…and his name is Barack Hussein Obama! And, let’s start acting like it and getting some less whitey faces all over the mainstream media. I see Maxim got no-talent white girl Hilary Duff. It seems like Maxim only requirement be you white, got a cunt, and blond hair. Other thing that piss me off is why is it that when these singer bitches get a little fame they got to start a God damn clothing line? Oh, cuz you can sort of sing you suddenly should be a label on my black ass. Not! At least that one pervert site be talking about Rhianna cleavage and titty. I also just notice they got Lindsay Lohan see through nipple + shit too. Damn pervert shitto.

And Heidi Klum on GQ. And, that’s how the world work.

Memo to world: Barack Hussein Obama. World, my nigga ass want to start seeing more God damn black faces in your shit. And, if you featurin’ pervert shit like nip slip…I want it to be black nip slip. And if you showing pussy slip. Yes, that right…I want black pussy slip! And, if you showin’ upskirt…yea, black girl upskirt.

And, now world obsess because white girl Tara Reid be going to rehab + shit. Damn obsession over every white girl little fart! Damn I too tired to be writing this shit. It make me wish I could go back in time to when Good Times + The Jeffersons were on TV. Black folk got a better portrayal in the media back then. Even that God damn Jefferson maid used to kick ass.

And, just what do these people hope to find on the internets? Info about the nature of Amy’s pussy? Pictures of Amy pussy? Listen folk, if you seen one vertical smile, you really about seen them all. Now, I ain’t sayin’ there ain’t no little differences from fuzzbox to fuzzbox…but, c’mon now peoples! You got a crack between a pair of legs…okay? What the fuck wrong with men? And, I mean men of all colors! Fuckin’ Amy Winehouse pussy! This is something I need to know more about!

Some crackhead’s cunt! Oh, I be all intrigue and shit. Yea, she talented as all hell, but what sad about WInehouse is she be struggling with demons and shit. I don’t know what her demons are but everybody got ‘em and hers are pretty bad it seem. And, who the fuck Blake? Skinny girl always sayin’ shit about Blake motherfuckin this and Blake fuckin’ that…Start singing about yourself girl and how to improve your life!

See, what disturb the hell out of me since Skippy show me how to see what people typin’ into the Google to find Celebrity Satan. And, now I keep lookin’ because it keep disturbin’ me. I know that kind of sick in a way. Because somethin’ bother you you keep doin’ it…that weird. but that what I doing.

People find Celebrity Satan by Hillary Clinton upskirt. Damn, somebody out there actually want to look up Hillary skirt. Don’t get me wrong. The Hill be my girl and shit. Her pro-family shit just what black folk need to here. But, they want to see the Secretary of state coochie? What wrong with men of all color?

And, pregnant tits? really now? YOu sick bastards after getting done peeking at Amy Winehouse pussy rush off to look at some pregnant tits? Oh, fuck me…Lordy! Lordy! Lordy!

And, some bastards be searchin’ eminem fucking britney spears . What kind of weird rumor that? Eminem another phoney ass white boy tryin’ to act black and make A TON of money off it. Fuck that little jerk ass. Oh, yea, Martina Hingis upskirt. Well, at least that sort of make sense. Martina athlete and fine-as-fuck in her whitegirl way.

Oh fuck me.

Celebrity Satan

Love,
Katie

Jessica Biel's beautiful ass picture

So, I threw her in the shower and got back to watching my Greys ANatomny TIVO. White girl gets out of the shower telling me she thought about drowning herself in the shower. I say bitch you need to use the bath! But, I felt bad for her then she pull the Finlandia out of her bag and some packets of Kool Aid. WHite girl actually carrying around Blueberry flavored Kool aid with her. Oh, shit.

2. Money money money money… ah playas… it make the world go round! and down! I talking cause Angie Jolie be the highest paid actress whore in the world. I trying to think what big-lipped white girl ever done. Nothing come to mind. All I know is she be having babies and adopting kids like Mother Teresa on acid and shit. Damn, at least she put that money good use. You know who else be making the big money talking girls? Yea, that blond girl Reese Witherspoon. ALl I know she does stupid shit where she in White House or some Alabama bullshit where she always trying to act cutesy.

Cameron Diaz making big buck too. She got stupid attitude to camera paps. Skinny white girl only in one sort of funny movie SOmething About Mary with ugly-ass Ben Stiller. Stupid shit but funny. Yeah funny! Notice how all these Hollywood white girl skinny? And, Katie skinny too? Don’t know what that white girls problem is! Julia Roberts another of the most paid and all I can think: “there goes another skinny white girl with big lips who the world is always telling her little white ass most beautiful thing in the world!” Ya’ll even still wonder how a black girl gets a complex in America? Don’t even…you know… save the bullshit about how now we got Barak Obama. Black man ain’t even President yet. He President Elect and shit and it took 200 years and black boy ain’t even a real black boy his mama white too. Every time in America somehow white girls just can’t stay out of the conversation!

And, I think Barak going to be probably best President ever…and he cute too…but, let’s not act like it changes everything. Another of the top 5 highest paid acress is Katherine Heigl. Now, see what she got in common with the other? Yep. Another skinny white girl. See, that why it make me mad when Katie always talking bullshit…bitching it a man world and talking feminist bullshit. Try being a black girl bitch! Yeah, I called you a bitch again Kaite cuz it make me mad sometime when I think about you!

Katherine Heigl not even that pretty…nor is she a very good actress. She had a few moments of brilliant in Grays Anatomy but…shit…those few moment mean she should have 100,000 times more money than my black ass!! And, she ain’t that pretty! But, she a skinny white girl.

See, it enough to get a black girl pissed and fucked-up. I know ya’ll white liberal don’t like to hear that. Oh, fucking lordy.

LaTosha

Skinny-ass white girl on her way to being a phD doctor and shit and she had Jesus and dopey beeotch gotta start hitting the Absolut and getting funky with Satan and shit and dropping out of school. What the fuck wrong with white girl?

Anyway, drunk ass say let’s get the website going again I’m bored and drunk and I like to type when I’m drunk about how much I hate celebritities. I say, “Yea, true…but you used to get all intellectual and shit about like anorexia and fame and Hollywood and Michael Richards yelling nigger and like Mel Gibson and Jessica Simpson pussy and OJ Simpson the dumb black motha had to go run off with a white girl. That just the sort of cracker ass black boy we don’t need representing!

Let me get a Hell yea for my homeboy Barak Obama while I’m at it ya’ll. Oh, yea, that beautiful baby gonna be runnin’ whitey land! To think of all the whiteys that voted for him! DAMN! Well, I guess when whitey going broke ya know.

Ah, shit, well the one thing I still got in common with Katie, though, is my angry towards all this celebrity bullshit.

Here’s some celebrity bullfuck that this black girl think stupid:

1. Why Tom Cruise dragging that little baby girl all over the place. Damn, poor Suri. She shouldn’t be in front of no cameras and shit. And, little boy Tommy the short little boy gotta try increase cock length or something by showing world he a big man who can have a daughter and shit. Shit, white boy… you a half-assed, piece of shit no talent top gun crappy actor minority report mothafucka! and shit! You ain’t got talent you little risky business ass LOSER! Damn, put that baby o’ yours away and do something besides that weird-ass voodoo religion scientology weird ass shit celebrity mothafuck weird ass!

2. Anna Wintour fucking celebrity Vogue magazine bullshit looking like some aristocratic mothafuckin’ wannabe and shit… fur coat and shit… phoney bolognie shit!

3. Keri Russell Felicity and shit gonna take all them pictures with all the makeup under her eyes looking like a strung out junkie and shit. Damn girl. You got money! You got yo’ celebrity dollars. Use that shit to go to the hairdress and eat some mothafuckin’ spaghettio skinny white girl!

4. Clay Aiken, fuckin’ gay mothafucka brought his white ass out the closet but he gotta try and have all sort of attitude and shit… what the fuck up with that shit. Mothafucka you gay…that cool… no one care…just go off and do your gay shit and quit acting like some primma donna and shit!

5. Shakira… bitch think she only the bitch on the planet who got an ass. Way bitch be shakin’ that big ole thing enough to scare this black girl!

This is shit I find stupid.
Celebrity Satan
Start linking to us again mothafuckas we back so just get out that html or whatever fuckin’ thing and do the thing with a link at us! Yea, we back!