Celebrity Sex Tapes what wrong with you fucking people? (black girl ramble 21)
I was all set to write my wisdom for ya niggas + shit…and then stupid ass Katie call me up + she say, “LaTosha, a lot of people want celebrity sex tape so you write about that shit so we get traffic.” I say, “what the fuck you mean traffic girl? Who drivin’?” She say, [...]
Posted: January 3rd, 2009 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Black Girl Ramble #15: it just a little hole that baby come out of
by LaTosha
I just got a call from geeky Skippy. He say that Katie drunk on his floor puking again. Damn girl. That vodka be your Satan. But, anyway, he be such a geek he be telling me about this thing call Analytical Googling where he be seeing how people find this website. He call me [...]
Posted: December 19th, 2008 under Britney, Lindsay Lohan, Pussy Problems, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Black Girl Ramble 14: Politic Bullshit
by LaTosha
Why Obama gotta have that Rick Warren dude be giving invocation + shit? WHy Rick Warren? Why, he look stupid as fuck with that beard and beady eyes! But, that not what bother me about him so much. What bother me is it just another stupid-ass, stupid-looking, overweight white man who gonna act like [...]
Posted: December 19th, 2008 under Barack, Black Girl Ramble, Political Celebrity, Sorto Bizarro.
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Some Shit Black Girl Thinks Is Stupid Shit
Ah, ya’ll… I see drunk ass white girl Katie lost the lordy Jesus Christ and is back on the vodka bottle. Dumb bitch…just kidding. I love ya Katie. And, I know girl gonna read this…but, damn you fucked-up white girl! Big Time!
Skinny-ass white girl on her way to being a phD doctor and shit [...]
Posted: December 5th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA.
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Hey Jerkasses
Yeah, it’s Katie. yea. I’m drinking again. Christ’s love couldn’t save my evil white female American hiney. And, I failed out of my doctorate program. So, I’m living off the inheritance of my rich grandfather who died a little while back. Look. I’m not bragging; but, I inherited 600 K. So, school.. um, fuck it!
FUCK [...]
Posted: December 4th, 2008 under American Idol.
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More Celebrity Stink
Do you find it totally retarded when these celebs release perfume? The one that really made me laugh a few years back was Michael Jordan putting out some sort of cologne (rumored to smell like locker room stench)…well, now Katie Jordan Price has released her stink Besotted. Just what the world needs.
World, make me happy [...]
Posted: September 25th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Celebrity Concept, HATE!, Money.
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We’re Back: You Know They Don’t Like Our Truth
Well, some of the boring twats that make up our universe (that would be virtually everyone) tried to force us out of existence. They didn’t like some of the celebrity articles we published. See, we just had to break it down about figures like Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, and, of course, Publicist Cindi [...]
Posted: September 24th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Celebrity Concept, Celebrity Quick Takes, Celebrity Snaps, Tv Bland.
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