Katie is talking about if Seth Rogen’s erection comment amounts to sexual harassment. And, Katie, like usual, is taking things way too seriously and blowing everything way the fuck out of proportion. What’s really funny is that Katie suggested I use the word ponder.

I tricked her because she’s an intellectual twat that knows a lot of words. Innocent Stan The Man was like, “Katie, what’s a good word for when you think about something complicated.” She’s like, “What’s on your mind baby?” I say, “I just been thinking about what happens after I croak.” She’s like, “It’s not like you to have such an existential focus.” I say, “What, cause I’m a construction worker I ain’t entitled to think!” I pretend to get all offended.” Then she says, “Ponder.” Then she start babbling intellectual bullshit about how she opposes classism. That’s when I hung up on her. Soon she’ll be over and throwing a toaster at me. But, hey… the idiot Seth Rogen made a dumb joke. Yea, it was in really bad taste. But, Katie…not everything has to blend into your feminist daydream. Yes, you are a hundred times smarter than me. But, really girl… really! PS. Katie….attention! I wrote the Backdoor To Chyna porn thing, and I am fully expecting you to be over tonight with my two cases of Corona. You find fault with everything, so you’re definitely going to find fault with the Chyna article, but I did try to explain your celebrity to porn star bullshit theory and all of that. I don’t understand it, but get your skinny little ass over here with my beer, and Stan da man will… um… get drunk and pump ya.

I just a black girl tryin’ to make it + shit. I ain’t tryin’ to be no goddamn A list celebrity crotch sniffer + shit. She make it out like I’m trying to be some sort of goddamn internet Ernest Hemmingway + shit. Well, I don’t care to shoot my head off or have a million cats with eighty toes…thank you very much white girl! stupid bitch…

I can’t figure out why so many folk want celebrity sex tape + shit: just people fuckin’. Just like you fuck. You shove your nonfamous cock into that nonfamous pussy + it ain’t no different than famous dick + famous pussy. Shit, Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan pussy just pussy. It still a pussy you stupid motherfuckers.

Why people so stupid? Why they want to inspect the genital crotches of movie star. Shit, I still can’t figure out why da fuck Paris Hilton even famous? Can some nigga tell this black girl why that skinny blanco skanko is famous? What she do? What movie she in? She ain’t got no talent. At least Lindsay an actress.

Ah, fuck ya’ll + fucked up new year to ya.

here be some video about celebrity sex tape. Ya happy now katie? (stupid white bitch)

LaTosha

Well, I wasn’t a very big fan of our Prez…but, throwing a shoe at the man? Damn. That seem to cross a line. Ain’t no need for that sort of violence. I seen enough violence where I grow up that anything violence sort of mess with my stomach. I remember my uncle LeRoy. It wasn’t unusual for my Aunt Cassandra be throwing a shoe at him. It be a lucky day if a shoe be all she threw. Sometime it be a wine cooler.

But, LeRoy reflexes get real good, and he be real good at duckin’. Sort of like Prez Bush. I impressed by how quick his dodging skill were, and it cool that he was sort of smiling and laughing the whole time. You might have been a lousy President, but…

…when it come to keeping your cool under shoe-throwing pressure you be taking the cake! Damn, though, President Bush what you do to those people that they be throwing shoe at you? Damn.

Other politico. New York Governor, David Paterson…he legally blind. I think he a black boy too. Ah, shit all the black face in government these days black power ya’ll! Sure, they carrying out somebody else’s evil agenda…but, it still nice to see black faces the one spreading evil for a change!

BUt, Saturday Night live just be doing a skit where they poking fun at Paterson blindness…and, that just ain’t cool. Man handicapped for crying out loud! That ain’t nothin’ for a SNL skit. Damn, folk…get grateful for what you have + that you ain’t got no handicap.

People be wondering if Madonna + Guy Ritchie be spending Christmas together. Why they give a fuck? Seriously, what the hell is it to them?

ANd, Brad Pitt be defending his mustache. He a fine white boy but he gotta lose that little bit of pussy hair above his lip now!