Well, all you space cowboys out there have been enjoying yourself to Jenna’s twins for years now. Okay, there…there’s your cheap joke. But, like I said…we’re talking about a cheap porn star. My girl Katie liked to talk about how porn was liberating and all this sort of bullshit. Look. This is how it usually plays out. The porn women are emotionally-damaged, drug addicts who got feels copped off them by Uncle Louie as they were growing up.

Yea. Uncle Louie stunk like Wild Turkey and he’d sneak into the girl’s bedroom. The light would be dim and just barely illuminate the spaghetti stains on his tank top. God, Uncle Louie stunk. And, Uncle Louie would do what he wanted. THE SICK BASTARD!

Another thing I’ll add about Jenna…ho stayed in the adult film biz for WAY TOO LONG! Yea, she was all right as an up-and-comer…but, ho just got fugly, twisted-up face after a while. Sort of like a tornado ran across her face.

Now, what the hell they going to tell those kids when they get older. “Momma was an entertainer.”

Poor bastards.

CELEBRITY SATAN!